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One Of My Kids Father / I Think You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids / I Think You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids - Chris Holmes (2) (3) (4)
Father Of My Kids by dups10(f): 9:21am On Apr 30, 2008 |
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery ![]() She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." |
Re: Father Of My Kids by sincity(m): 9:29am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Nicest one girl, keep it coming ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Father Of My Kids by clemcykul(f): 9:40am On Apr 30, 2008 |
nice joke ![]() birds of the same feather fuk togeda |
Re: Father Of My Kids by dups10(f): 2:34pm On May 05, 2008 |
clemcykul: wt do u mean? |
Re: Father Of My Kids by ayusman16(m): 2:38pm On May 05, 2008 |
na idiom now! |
Re: Father Of My Kids by segunpc(m): 10:12am On May 06, 2008 |
what a father. |
Re: Father Of My Kids by ohilebo(m): 10:18am On May 06, 2008 |
Yes oooo, and na so some of una for Nairaland go confess una sins one by one ,, ![]() Be Good to ur wives ![]() |
Re: Father Of My Kids by tytylayor: 11:04am On May 06, 2008 |
hmm nice one ![]() ![]() |
Re: Father Of My Kids by segunpc(m): 12:45pm On May 06, 2008 |
u love me? ![]() |
Re: Father Of My Kids by tytylayor: 1:02pm On May 06, 2008 |
i rove u beary beary mush ![]() |
Re: Father Of My Kids by oluyemimi(f): 11:22am On May 08, 2008 |
STALE ![]() |
Re: Father Of My Kids by clemcykul(f): 9:37am On May 09, 2008 |
like your breakfast? |
Re: Father Of My Kids by tytylayor: 9:41am On May 09, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Father Of My Kids by choice2(m): 11:39am On May 09, 2008 |
good joke! |
Re: Father Of My Kids by choice2(m): 11:41am On May 09, 2008 |
what is stale in that? |
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