El Guapo:

Lmao

Ah Kilode? Are u that wicked?

You were supposed to be a Priest, u don swap profession with Lalaosky the drunk mad native doctor?

El Guapo:


Pretiebony disclosed to me Lastweek that she've got a beef with Cindy - A rat actually.

She wanna put an abrup halt to the way Cindy gets to party with her shoes, dresses etc, that she might come up to snatch her Bf away soon.

She goes buying Indocide each night

xynerise:
You uncle is oweing me. I sent that Boeing. In 5minutes time, thunder go fire una two

El Guapo:

Brenda did U Jxt call me Udele?

xynerise:
. You never talk wetin u dey go church go do

xynerise:
Oh, becos am a priest you want to steal from me? Oya read Psalm 109. U go know whats up

Its talking about Plea for Judgment of false accusers...

You don dey enter Church finally

Prai Prai Prai Praiiiiiiiseee da Lord!

PretiEbony: yeah yeah yeah! Dahriz true... Actually, cindy wasn't d rat's name.....it's lalaboi, he's been disturbing alot.
The lst tym i confronted him, he tld me he'z after shugalump ma rum mate..

El Guapo:

Its talking about Plea for Judgment of false accusers...

You don dey enter Church finally

Prai Prai Prai Praiiiiiiiseee da Lord!

Shugamania: Hehehehehehe..
Guapo, run for ur life!

Babe no be Molue Jet I dey, we gah parachute or better still I kukuma enter heaven go ask Bro J wasup - My Second home

PretiEbony: Father xynerise!!!
U sef like money pass shugalump

Shugamania:


Mr Udele and Mrs Nkapi


This one wey d fine raise to power 2, tell us d secret.

Shugamania:

How come we stay in d same room and i've never met d rat?

Ohh.. Lalaboi.. So he is actually a rat?


Brenda ooo, why didnt u tell me ur sugarboi is a rat nah?

PretiEbony: yeah yeah yeah! Dahriz true... Actually, cindy wasn't d rat's name.....it's lalaboi, he's been disturbing alot.
The lst tym i confronted him, he tld me he'z after shugalump ma rum mate..

You'd fit In perfectly at NTA, u can remix stories gan...

xynerise:
You think say the ''priest'' na title?

@Shugamania. Na when usher begin climb alter?

@Brenda. Na lie.

xynerise:
You think say the ''priest'' na title?

@Shugamania. Na when usher begin climb alter?

@Brenda. Na lie.

Before nko, na title na

HRH Priest Dr Chikadibia Iberibe

Br3nd4: Me? Ah No o.. Amai mad? No na

Barely 6 months into our marriage, reports don dey carry am around say U get office wia u recruit Sugarbois...

FYI I don change my ATM pin, begin now withdraw ur saved up Esusu money for them

xynerise:
The money na for church building. E never complete.

PretiEbony: Dnt tell me u've never met d rat b4 n Brend doesn't knw his sugarboi is a rat?

El Guapo:
Barely 6 months into our marriage, reports don dey carry am around say U get office wia u recruit Sugarbois...

FYI I don change my ATM pin, begin now withdraw ur saved up Esusu money for them

Br3nd4:



Somebody lied honey. No sugarbois

About the ATM pin I know you'll come around

Breakfast this morning is a cup of hot coffee and biscuit. Interested?
Or would you rather have J-rice and fish?

Br3nd4: Yummy.

Im on my way *starts jogging*

Um baby, Its actually a half done burnt stuff.

Remember those words ''For better for worse''

PretiEbony: Afterall d money wia church give u, e neva still complete
How kum?
Abi church purse dey leak??

PretiEbony: Afterall d money wia church give u, e neva still complete
How kum?
Abi church purse dey leak??

lalaboi:

Offcourse. . . I would prefer such a lady who i know can take care of herself without me . . . . .

I was only just saying the money is not a primary motive but should be put into consideration. I think every guy will flat out prefer a lady that can put food on the table with him dropping a single kobo

The only problem some ladies have is chasing careers and starting to give birth early . . . I feel for the children

El Guapo:

Luxanne made sure I slept late. Throwing her legs wide and exposing her maroon colored pant while we debated - That took my sleep away

Hale and hearty, no hangovas - What bout ya?

luxanne:

Wth El?

Was that what you dreamt about?

@all, I dy hail o

Dreams come true

harlos: *singing as he enters*
...me i don kolo
make una hold me o
if you no fit o
make u join me kolo make u mental

Everybody make u start to dey mental
if you dey feel this instrumental
dance, shake, scatter the place
show ur craze for this place
ko l o m e n t a l....