OracleHex:
Nigeria! a country so blessed with retards and jokers as
leaders ....here are some of the dumbest quotes of our leaders

(1)..."we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to
Nigeria" ...information minister Labaran Maku.
(2).."you press men, you always say there are no minerals in
kano ..we
have coca cola, fanta, mirinda and the newly invented
sprite"...Bakin Zuwo.
(3)..."foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in
Nigeria"...GEj. Nice one. Kip it up

(4)..." I will water your school and fire your school"..Orji Uzoh
kalu
(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe
is our turn"...GEJ
(6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan
(7)..."I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar
(.."until I see someone eating from the gutters before I wil
believe there is poverty in Nigeria"...sen David Mark.
(9)..."GSM is not meant for the poor"..David Mark
(10)..."the worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the united states"...Yakubu Gowon
(11).."school is not meant for the poor, only for the rich"..Ikedi
Ohakim
(12).."at 50, britain is still battling with King Arthur and the
knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too
badly"..Diezeani Madueke.
(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election
in Nigeria"...Obj
(14)..."the corp members where destined to die, nobody can run
away from destiny"..mallam isa yaguda, gov bauchi state.
(16).."on behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family"..
Dame jonathan.
(17).."we, the pdp did not win this election, I have gone to church
to confess, I gave them money and they called the result"...chris
Uba
(18).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding
to treatment"...Dame Jonathan
(19)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us
alive?" Dame Jonathan
(20).."it is a dividend of democracy that my administration
brought Mr Biggs in Owerri"...Achike Udenwa
(21)..."the united state has a lot to learn from us when it comes
to election, they need to learn how to conduct a presidential
election in a day"..Maurice Iwu
(22)..." job security is for instance when you are performing on
stage and mopol guiding you"..GEJ to Dbanj..

[size=20pt](6).."I will rather kill myself than commit sucide"..Dame Jonathan
(16).."on behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family"..Dame jonathan.
(18).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment"...Dame Jonathan
(19)..."I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?" Dame Jonathan[/size]

ifihearam: USELESS OP

LIES LIES LIES

ESPECIALLY THOSE OF THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY......ALL LIES

naptu2: Patricia Etteh's English.

1) On the day the National Assembly was inaugurated, Mrs Etteh reminded House of Representatives members of the need to register their names, warning that any person who failed to do so would have their name “striking out”. Slip of tongue? Perish the thought. The following day she repeated the phrase “striking out” several times.


2) When a motion was tabled, she asked the member who was speaking, “are you in support of favour?”


3) Any time the ayes have carried the day on the floor, she wastes no time in announcing, “the hayes has it”.


4) Giving her defence before the David Idoko panel, Etteh informed the nation that she spoke to the management of the national assembly if due process was followed and each person “answered in the affirmation action”.


5) When the German ambassador in Abuja visited her, the speaker enthusiastically announced that the first place “I visited as a young parliamentarian was a German”


6) When the Spanish ambassador paid her a courtesy visit with a fairly large delegation, an impressed Etteh spared no effort to “welcome the strangers”.


7) When officials of FERMA visited the House, speaker Etteh urged them to urgently “make our roads habitable”.


To demonstrate the urgency of fixing major roads nationwide, she did not fail to make the point of the “deploration state of our roads”


9) When a House member tabled a motion on the unenviable condition of Kaduna Airport, Etteh called attention to the “two run-aways of our airport”.


10) Concerned about the increasing wave of vices, such as occultism on university campuses, excessive drinking, smoking and womanising by our youth, she has set for herself the task of reducing, if not, eradicating these social vices, which she colourfully calls “social devices”.


11) In far-away South Africa, at a meeting of the African Parliamentary Union, speaker Etteh stated that Nigeria has vast land where agriculture could thrive so much, that it could serve as an alternative source of foreign exchange, or in her own words, “Nigeria has fast land where agriculture is alternate”


12) To Etteh, the comity of nations can sometimes be referred to as “international countries”.


13) The office of the speaker has regained its aura as, not just an exalted place, but an “exotic office”.


14) The House has become respected as “a hollow chamber”, rather than just a hallowed chamber.

Gaffes by other Nigerian politicians in the past.


1) Chief (Alhaji) Adegoke Adelabu: Penkelemes (Peculiar mess)


2) First Republic minister was asked a question in New York on his stand on a controversial international issue and feeling that the Nigerian government had an open mind on this matter, he replied, “I have an empty mind as far as this issue is concerned”.


3) Anambra moneybag politician, Okechukwu Odunze, who contested the SDP primaries for the post of Governor of Anambra state boasted that, “if Arthur Nzeribe has money, I also has money”. When a reporter asked for his view on a hot national issue, he replied “no commentary”.


4) Alhaji Barkin Zuwo, who stated that Kano “has surplus minerals like Fanta, Coca cola, Sprite, Mirinda and even Tango” while voting for massive use of derivation as a means of sharing national revenue, whereas Kano state, which he was representing in the senate, did not produce mineral resources. Legend has it that Barkin Zuwo once saw a number of car marts and concluded they all belonged to one person known as Saleh, because they all had the inscription, “for sale”.

Odenigbo Aroli: One thing I noticed about most Nigerians is their thirst for big gramma,even when they aren't confident. Sometimes its good to keep it simple and clean. Moreso,I have never heard a Ghanian politician commit a grammatical blunder. Our education system is in the gutters. Smh. Very embarassing.

Odenigbo Aroli: One thing I noticed about most Nigerians is their thirst for big gramma,even when they aren't confident. Sometimes its good to keep it simple and clean. Moreso,I have never heard a Ghanian politician commit a grammatical blunder. Our education system is in the gutters. Smh. Very embarassing.

Odenigbo Aroli: One thing I noticed about most Nigerians is their thirst for big gramma,even when they aren't confident. Sometimes its good to keep it simple and clean. Moreso,I have never heard a Ghanian politician commit a grammatical blunder. Our education system is in the gutters. Smh. Very embarassing.