Don't know if diz ones have been posted but . . . .

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blond, female neighbor came out of her house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into her house. A little
later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it close harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her "is something wrong" to which she replied, 
"There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
giving me a message saying,  "YOU'VE GOT MAIL".


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One day a neighbor of a blonde goes over to her house and sees the blonde crying and asked her what had happened and the blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and settled her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying again. The blonde replied with, "I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!

lol stupid ass blonds

tyte stuffs keep em coming