A very wrong Analogy about Nigerian women(For sure yoruba womens own is a big lie)

Yoruba

First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.
Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.
Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.
Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.
Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.
Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.
Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married

Ijaw/Urhobo/Itsekiri

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.
Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.
Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my militant brothers will be after you.

Cross Rivers

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words.
Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.
Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.
You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".

I don't even know where people got the impression that yoruba women don't wear undies.

OsunAmazon:

I don't even know where people got the impression that yoruba women don't wear undies.

stale@$$ joke, haba!

seen b4 but still rocks

Foolish, stupid and dumb joke, Hausa Chicks dont drink.

Aisha luv. how u dey?

buahahhahah lol tyte joke!

*buys pants for da pantless fillies*

Ayusman, i dey oh, how you dey

i don't drink, neither do i not wear undies

don't drink, neither do i not wear undies

na how i wan take know na?

liquid substance dey fall when she dey walk for street

wat da f****ck

oboy his ur own hard

corrupt minds

i agree with the cross river part

@ folly,

i second u

clemcykul:

buahahhahah lol tyte joke!

*buys pants for da pantless fillies*

lol and another long buhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@ ify,

abi u dey amplify ur laughter to pass d 1 of clemcy

make una watch am oh (the laughter)

Ha ha ha Very funny  

I still can't stop laughing.

i dey talk na him u come mega-amplify the laughter