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Car Accident by tytylayor: 9:09am On May 05, 2008
One day, while Maynard was out driving his car, he ran into a truck. The truck's driver made him pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

The truck driver took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told Maynard to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, the truck driver went over to Maynard's car and slashed the tires.

Maynard started laughing.

This made the truck driver angrier so he smashed Maynard's windshield.

This time Maynard laughed even harder.

Livid, the truck driver broke all Maynard's windows and keyed his car.

Maynard was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks him what's so funny.

Maynard giggled and replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Re: Car Accident by ayusman16(m): 9:14am On May 05, 2008
Hi baby! ow was ur nyt?
Re: Car Accident by tytylayor: 9:18am On May 05, 2008
cool cool , got ur message, tenx wink
Re: Car Accident by olulu(m): 11:31am On May 05, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Car Accident by clemcykul(f): 11:39am On May 05, 2008
lol
Re: Car Accident by tytylayor: 11:41am On May 05, 2008
olulu, today na monday, u never brush ur teeth wink
Re: Car Accident by Aiphie(f): 11:53am On May 05, 2008
Maynard na u biko shocked
Re: Car Accident by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On May 05, 2008
close ur big eyes wats shockn the living daylites outta you?
Re: Car Accident by toygod2: 3:13am On Jul 27, 2012
crase man

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