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Who Is The Real Thief? by teniyi(m): 8:22am On Jun 10, 2013
During a robbery in Guangzhou,
China, the bank robber shouted to
everyone in the bank: "Don't
move. The money belongs to the
State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind
Changing Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted
at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are
trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned
home, the younger robber (MBA- trained) told the older robber
(who has only completed Year 6
in primary school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and
said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a
long time to count. Tonight, the
TV news will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper
qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the
bank manager told the bank
supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70
million that we have previously
embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable
situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be
good if there is a robbery every
month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more
important than your job.
The next day, the TV news
reported that $100 million was
taken from the bank. The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but they could only
count $20 million. The robbers
were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took
$20 million. The bank manager
took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better
to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth
as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling
and happy because his losses in the share market are now
covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the
opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

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