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It Pays To Be Educated by MrAladin: 8:51pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
A MUST READ During a bank robbery in lagos, the robbers shouted to eveyone in the bank "don't move" the money belongs to the state, your life belong to you. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly "THIS IS CALLED MIND CHANGING CONCEPT" changing the conventional way of thinking. A lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her. Please be civilised this is a robbery not a rape "THIS IS CALLED PROFESSIONALISM " focus on what you are trained to do. When the robbers returned home the young robber (NBA trained) told the older robber who only completed year 6 in primary school. Big bro let's count the money. The older robber said you are stupid ' you are stupid there is so much money it will take us a long time to count, tonight the T.V will tell us how much we robbed from the bank. This is called "EXPERIENCE" nowadays experience is more important than paper qualification. After the robbers had left the bank, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police but the supervisor said to him wait let us take $10million and add it to the $70million that we previously embezzled from the bank. * this is called swimming with the tide converting an unfavourable condition to our advantage* the next day TV reported that $100million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted, counted and counted the money but they could only count $20million. The robbers were very angry and complained that we risk our lives we only took $20million and the bank manager took $80million with a snap of his finger, it looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief " this is called knowledge is worth is worth as much as gold" the bank managing was smiling becos his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery " this is called seizing the oppotunity daring to take risk" WHO ARE THE REAL ROBBERS HERE?? |
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