I just can't stop laughing @ dis drama. Wtf! Mess as fondly called got this man into mess! Read in d link below.
http:///11yNmGu

His mess landed him into a mess.....

If true, this is ridiculous. So Akpabio wants to claim that now that he has money, he doesnt mess anymore. Where is Chief sweetus!

If this is actually true, is Gov. Akpanbio a super-human? does him do same?

It is gross and silly fart in front of your boss. Utter disrespect and shameful. Nothing should have stopped him from seeking permission or excusing himself. He ought to be jailed . Silly mofo!!!!.
Being placed a "high pedestal" as the driver to the Governor and you decide to fart with such impunity?
I.m.bercile. Doubt if this story is true though!!!

Ah! To mess na crime? but the driver harsh sha, that is attempted murder unleashing such corrosive gas in an ac tight ride. I hope the governor ordered him to stop and open the door for fresh air to come in sha.

Very funny story.

The governor should forgive him as most times the thing can be involuntary and happen especially after a meal of beans
U go just dey,wetin u go hear na pisssssssh

must have been deadly

Akpabio and d dude need a breath of fresh air...

This reminds me of one of gordon's jokes

How can his animal sack anybody for farthing.Farthing is an inevitable part of human biology,that keeps the body functional.The removal of excess gases in the body,all based on the kinds of things we eat and drink.And most are involuntary.

Then who will sack Akpabio when next he fart.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Maybe he ate beans and egg. The Gov should forgive him because fart is an involuntary action.

Cheap Beer Parlour gist... I am weary...

Its a total disrespect, ur going for an interview then u fart in front of the panel and say its natures call? Or ur in ur lecturers office then u fart and say its natures call? The driver misbehaved, he's ill mannered. He could have excused himself but he decided to dump the gas right in the presence of his BOSS, totally enough to get him fired. If this aint disrespect then I don't know what it is. Let's assume he's not a public officer, he's Dangote, u go mess for Dangote?

omowolewa: Then who will sack Akpabio when next he fart.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Very undemocratic(Democrazy).That driver could have children and he could have done it unintentionally.And he could have been with him for years and then,just a fart,he is gone with no consideration of whether he has family or not.

DICKtator: It is gross and silly fart in front of your boss. Utter disrespect and shameful. Nothing should have stopped him from seeking permission or excusing himself. He ought to be jailed . Silly mofo!!!!.
Being placed a "high pedestal" as the driver to the Governor and you decide to fart with such impunity?
I.m.bercile. Doubt if this story is true though!!!

dt is nature 4 u, he cnt control it..jst picture urself in his shoe...if u wont do same..mind u i'm nt suportin him, nd d gov. Shld nt use dt as an yastic 2 sack him..jst my 2cent

Very funny story...lolz..i pity d man sha

Otor jesse: dt is nature 4 u, he cnt control it..jst picture urself in his shoe...if u wont do same..mind u i'm nt suportin him, nd d gov. Shld nt use dt as an yastic 2 sack him..jst my 2cent

He could have tried to let it quietly,but it just went with a bang.Everybody does that.

Someone should paste the story here jare. Ain't gat no time to open no gaddem link.

Assuming the story is true anyway, then the farty mofo deserves what he got. Farting in the presence of a 'whole' governor in Naija could even be regarded as an assassination attempt, and treated as a security breach. . . . Foul gases could be life-threatening.

redsun:

He could have tried to let it quietly,but it just went with a bang.Everybody does that.

My brother, na dat one deadly pass. Silent but destructive. I am sure that car must have stopped working out of anger. I'm seriously in stitches as I type this. But seriously, if this story is real, then the driver must have received several warnings from the Governor before taking such decision out of frustration. To those of you saying it's nature, what is wrong with you excusing yourself? How many of you would do that in front of a lady or man? My dear Governor, don't mind them. I know you did it because you don't want to die untimely. LWKMD........Very funny thread.

what will happen now if it is the Gov that farts? Yeye power drunkard

I'm guessing all the car windows would have been wound up, so poor Akpabio would have gotten the full blast of the escaped 'wind', and he must have been gasping for fresh air!....especially if the driver had a full plate of beans for last nights dinner.

How would he excuse himself in a moving car?

Stopping a governors car/convoy is equivalent to planning an assassination on him

Lmao !

The driver should institute a legal proceeding against the governor for wrongful termination of appointment. That's if the story is true anyway.

IGBO-SON:
I'm guessing all the car windows would have been wound up, so poor Akpabio would have gotten the full blast of the escaped 'wind', and he must have been gasping for fresh air!....especially if the driver had a full plate of beans for last nights dinner.

ahahahahaha.

To mess is human but to forgive is divine. Akpabio shud forgive and forget.
Its not even easy to drive pessin around for hours and hold mess. The hot mess fit rise and condense to one kind acid wich fit destroy pessin anus. Na true i dey talk, even doctors will agree with me.