Someone shared this story on Twitter, and I just had to share it here.

1. Cos it actually happened!!

Then secondly, what would you have done if you were this man.


Guys, this is sooo..... I will let you decide how to describe this story. Please read on.


According to Femiid,


I logged on Facebook and a childhood friend sent me a chat! After chatting for like one hr, we decided to hook for drinks later that night.
Fortunately or unfortunately, he stays not too far from my house. So he said he would pick me from my house so he can know where I live.

He came and we decided that I go to know his own house too before going for a couple of drinks.

On our way to his house, he asked if..I remember one babe like this that stayed in our neighbourhood back then.. "Oh yes I remember" guy na my wife be that o! She dey house now.

Ha, great! But guy you bad o.. How you take see the babe marry, men na long story.. We approached his house and went to his apartment door.

His phone rang and it was his wife, so he pickd it up and said 'babe I am at the door' he turned to me and said his wife's mother was around.

On getting to the door, he pressed the bell, turned his head and was still talking to me. When the door opened.. *sighs*

The wife came out with a frying pan and smashed it on his head, with another one to the face. Guy fell flat on the floor. She was screaming!

So you have impregnated my sister! Blood was gushing out of the guy's head. D babes mother came out holding the wife saying " ode ni suru'

I looked at the guys head.. See blood! He got up dazed! He said 'mo fun tani loyun' asking I impregnated who? Wife screamed you are dead o.

Guy was badly bleeding.. Spat out a broken tooth. I just stand freeze for there.

Mother in law goes inside to bring out babes sister and said oya repeat what you told me in front of him.

Babe's sister said.. ' I was lying ni o' I only said he was the one when the beating my sister was giving me was too much! I unfreeze.

The mother said ha mogbe! Guy was still bleeding badly! At this time he couldn't even say anything.

The wife came out from where ever she went to and the mother said 'Oni Tunde ko lo fun owun ni Oyun o' modaran!

Wife looked at the husband and looked at the sister., ngbo? Tunde ko lo fun e loyun'? Sister said oti, she pointed 2 houses away and said..

Her boyfriend that stays there did and started pleading that the sister shouldn't go there to cause a scene.. Meanwhile, my guy still dey bleed seriously. He just said pls take me to the hospital...

I just stand there dey look.. He gave me his car key and said I should just take him to the hospital..

After many turning and description, we got there and they had to stitch the guys head.. Left him there after he was admitted and sedated.

Gave the doctor his car key and jejely carry bike go my own house.

Been speaking to him over the phone but I don't want to ask about his wife.. And I am not sure I will step into that compound again!

You could see the anguish in the mother in laws face.. She just kept on screaming 'I have told you to be patient" see what u have done?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/06/woman-smashes-husbands-head-with-frying.html

Gobe!

Lmao. This story funny die! The woman did not try @all sha, she's supposed to have shown care after beating up her husband.

Very funny, if na me abeg na make i no meet am for house o!

Lmao

What a funny story, if its true...

That woman needs to learn some patience, like she could have asked the man first before deciding on what to do, then again most men these days are like dogs hence a woman tends believe whatever she hears about men as regards infidelity. I wonder how she'll get out of this one cos if I were the husband, hmm I go show her shege o.

As for the useless girl who caused the whole thing, I don't even know what to say about her.

If I was d guy(if I survive d attack),am sure d next time we would be seeing would bein a court signing divorce papers. If I don't,I trust one of my sisters would kill her.

D mother is to be blamed for not training her daughter well on anger management as for d sister will not want to set eyes on her for my wife will forgive her after an appeasement of pounded yam and egusi with fresh fish.

More reason I dumped my last EX,she was just too temperamenter,she fought my sister,thinking she is my girlfriend.
Wonder what she would do to me in situation like this?

Back to the topic,if I were the man,I would definitely file for divorce,afterall,there must be an element of trust in marriage,and there must be room for explanation,no matter the gravity of the accusation.

;DSo Damn Hilarious.... this one pass GOBE oooo chai!!!

Guy was badly bleeding.. Spat out a broken tooth. I
just stand freeze for there.

Its clearly obvious the pregnant girl had no respect for him, he must have cheated on his wife with her in some kinda way that gave her the guts to mention his name in such an ugly incident.

More reason why matrimonial homes should remain matrimonial, if you're coming to visit make it a short one, don't come Inconvenience me and stir shiit in my house.

Dumb wife, dumb mother inlaw, dumb sister inlaw and dumb husband.

Cant just stop lafin. Dis one real drama

gobe indeed

Men, this man's uselessness must be legendary. The sister sef, na wa ooooo

^^^ I'm sure you didn't read the story. How is d man useless? What of the one that nearly committed murder based on unproved allegations.
Its amazing how many men here are screaming 'divorce her!!!'. These same men would say divorce is forbidden for a woman battered by her husband. Na wa for double standard.