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Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Coogar and Obadiah777 LOOOOL I'm in tears here 2 Likes |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar: Chineke mee How did you make that diagnosis biko |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Chregor(m): 7:57pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Laughing so hard dat my parents got enraged and asked for the cause of my happiness. I couldn't help but, laid out to them the "wonder thread & of course nairalanders' posts ." To my amazement, it changes the atmosphere of the room a great deal, as all the household got their fair share of the crack. more funny was my dad's murmuring to his wife; and i quote," it's amazing the emotional attack mothers are made to deal with in their daughters' home ." 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by coogar: 7:57pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
babyosisi: read his previous comments.... all the symptoms are there! obadiah777: YEAH COOGAR GOT HIS SCIENCE DEGREE FROM AGIDINGBI UNIVERSITY SMDH you won't seek help? i can connect TB joshua or doctor fireman to heal your ailment. how do you sleep at night knowing you can't get it up? 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by spoilt(f): 7:58pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Policewoman: They should lock the adjoining door. Then bring their foam mattress to the floor or spread the wrapper on the rug in the room when they want to get down to action. That way the noise will reduce. Also they should use missionary position throughout the mum's stay. That way the man can close his wife's mouth when she moans too loudly. My 3 cents. I refuse to resort to missionary only because MIL is around. I will take it all the ways I can get it. 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
adaobi123: Coogar and Obadiah777 LOOOOLYEAH THAT COOGAR NEED TO ENTER THE NAIRALAND LYING CONTEST. HE KNOW DAYUM WELL THE LAST TIME HE HAD ANY WAS WHEN BILL CLINTON WAS IN OFFICE SMDH |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by cyril83(m): 7:58pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Feed me more:Believe me or not, am an expert when it comes to handling/controlling a woman in bed. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by coogar: 8:01pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: YEAH THAT COOGAR NEED TO ENTER THE NAIRALAND LYING CONTEST. HE KNOW DAYUM WELL THE LAST TIME HE HAD ANY WAS WHEN BILL CLINTON WAS IN OFFICE SMDH hahaha.... the last time you had sëx, genevieve nnaji was still a foetus. you this old good for nothing celibate. i have always been curious why you shout in all your comments - the answer is here, your spërm tank is rusty! 2 Likes |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by akmoh(m): 8:01pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Tell your wife to grow up! |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by cyril83(m): 8:01pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
adaobi123:I don't discuss or argue on my profession. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar:I SLEEP VERY WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: YEAH THAT COOGAR NEED TO ENTER THE NAIRALAND LYING CONTEST. HE KNOW DAYUM WELL THE LAST TIME HE HAD ANY WAS WHEN BILL CLINTON WAS IN OFFICE SMDH coogar: 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
cyril83: I don't discuss or argue on my profession. Really ? |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar: |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar: The man dey gbim gbim!! Stop trying to tarnish his image jare |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Policewoman(f): 8:03pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
spoilt:Ehen. You can still do Duggie sha. So long as you keep your face on the pillow on the bed, so as to muffle any moaning sounds. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by coogar: 8:04pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
babyosisi: how would you know that? 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by ibas: 8:06pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
spoilt:den fork her too |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
babyosisi:RIGHT ? HE IS TRYNA PROJECT HIS IMAGE ONTO ME. I BELIEVE IN THE FIELD OF PSYCHOLOGY THIS IS CALLED PROJECTILE DEFLECTION. HE THINK BECAUSE HE AINT HAD ANY SINCE SHEHU SHAGARI WAS IN OFFICE, THAT I MUST BE IN THE SAME BOAT AS HE IS SMH 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Policewoman(f): 8:11pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
But bros, you can sacrifice 1 month of sex na. It's not too much. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Uzodarling(m): 8:12pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
The man should simply shut d door weneva he feels like making love τ̅☺ his wife, he should accord his MIL some respect. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by cyril83(m): 8:14pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
adaobi123:is that you on your profile? Mehn! Skinny chicks are mad in bed coz having se.x with fat chicks is like going on the waterslide at Wet and Wild but skinny chick goes along with every positions. You are beautiful. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Feedmemore(f): 8:15pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar: Good for you, you are a pure breed! Slightly off topic- I read an article in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute which showed that black men have on average 3 to 19 percent more testosterone than white men. Notice that it's common for black men to have deep voices. How true? |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
cyril83: is that you on your profile? Mehn! Skinny chicks are mad in bed coz having sex with fat chicks is like going on the waterslide at Wet and Wild. LOOOL. Yes it is me and thank you |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: RIGHT ? HE IS TRYNA PROJECT HIS IMAGE ONTO ME. I BELIEVE IN THE FIELD OF PSYCHOLOGY THIS IS CALLED PROJECTILE DEFLECTION. HE THINK BECAUSE HE AINT HAD ANY SINCE SHEHU SHAGARI WAS IN OFFICE, THAT I MUST BE IN THE SAME BOAT AS HE IS SMH Shehu shagari Rofl Kai 1 Like |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Feed me more: Its very true, coogar is a living example |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by coogar: 8:17pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
obadiah777: RIGHT ? HE IS TRYNA PROJECT HIS IMAGE ONTO ME. I BELIEVE IN THE FIELD OF PSYCHOLOGY THIS IS CALLED PROJECTILE DEFLECTION. HE THINK BECAUSE HE AINT HAD ANY SINCE SHEHU SHAGARI WAS IN OFFICE, THAT I MUST BE IN THE SAME BOAT AS HE IS SMH hahahaha.... obadiah, you are an environmental risk. if you sneeze near any woman in her ovulation phase, there's an 80% chance she would get pregnant! 3 Likes |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Feedmemore(f): 8:21pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
cyril83: Believe me or not, am an expert when it comes to handling/controlling a woman in bed. Lair ! "Okobo" like you |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by mrperfect(m): 8:23pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
They can book hotel room. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by cyril83(m): 8:31pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Feed me more:LoL! I like what i'm seeing here....You are beautiful. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by White007(m): 8:36pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Feed me more: A lot of studies have found higher testosterone levels among black men (and women) vis-a-vis whites, but not all have. See, e.g., http://jcem.endojournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/jc.2007-0028v1 "Serum Estrogen, but not Testosterone Levels Differ between Black and White men in a Nationally Representative Sample of Americans" In any case, THESE ARE AVERAGES. Group averages say nothing about a given individual. |
Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
coogar:LMAO NOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ENVIRONMENTAL RISK ? LWTMB |
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