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| Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 8:32pm On Jun 14, 2013 |
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? ... Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend. Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” Girl: But I don't love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying. Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens." Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all." Girl: But what is in me that you like? Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But I'm not beautiful. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." Girl: What do you want to happen? Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you." Girl:..I ...I agree. Lmao |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by Nobody: 8:38pm On Jun 14, 2013 |
Lol!!! Bravo!!! |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 12:18am On Jun 15, 2013 |
Lol thanks man! |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:14am On Jun 15, 2013 |
Shows what the bible is really. A book of manipulation. A joke of a book. A useless tool good for brainwashing those with hormonal imbalance. No wonder churches are full of foolish women. |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by FOLYKAZE(m): 11:20am On Jun 15, 2013 |
Buy-bull crap when you push it to s.ex thang christian: solomon 1:1, kiss me with the kisses of your mouth- for your love is more delightful than wine |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by Nobody: 11:27am On Jun 15, 2013 |
My lack of respect for the bible just grew bigger |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by Nobody: 11:42am On Jun 15, 2013 |
^^^ ...as if there was a time you respected Sacred scriptures. |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by truthislight: 5:32pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: Shows what the bible is really. A book of manipulation. A joke of a book. A useless tool good for brainwashing those with hormonal imbalance. No wonder churches are full of foolish women . ^ Ah! I see, like your neighbours wife you said you had been sleeping with.  wives are not happy to have a husband that sleeps around o. Hoping your wife is very happy with your skillful escapade.  Dont mind this "donatus" church women. |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
truthislight: lmao.... craze dey worry u! laff wan kee me! |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by truthislight: 5:36pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
striktlymi: @logicboy Lol. You did not take note of the style of writing in the OP. |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
truthislight: Hmmmm... |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by truthislight: 5:42pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Logicboy03: |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:07pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
truthislight: Yeah, that one always sits on the front row and sings highest. |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by ninja4life(m): 6:10pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Lmao abeg better know which christian girl u will try using these scriptures with cos hmm i don talk my own oo.lol |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by truthislight: 11:20pm On Jun 15, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by mumumugu(m): 1:03am On Jun 16, 2013 |
Very religious romantic and informative; front page |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by enilove(m): 4:45am On Jun 16, 2013 |
@immkels: You will give accout of what you posted to God, unless you fall on ur kneel and ask God for forgiveness. 2 Timothy 2:16 KJV But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness. |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 10:59am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: Shows what the bible is really. A book of manipulation. A joke of a book. A useless tool good for brainwashing those with hormonal imbalance. No wonder churches are full of foolish women.Wow? U really had to type this sh!t? Its obvious u don't bliv the bible, that dosen't make it a joke book. Its only a fool that ll see the word of God and call it what u just did |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 11:02am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Its a simple Joke Pastor! |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by immkels(m): 11:03am On Jul 17, 2013 |
mumumugu: Very religious romantic and informative; front pageLol the moderators no go gree |
| Re: Wooing A Lady With The BIBLE by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:27pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
@immkels: And what would you term those that see the word of doG and call it "woof!, woof!"? |
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