•U collect babe number u use "chick" store em .shey e mama na fowl?:>
•U buy suya ur woman con chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion u be vegetarian?
•u dey wit ur guy n u dey reciv diff kinds of phone cals in 5min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be mtn customer care agent?
•You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry . Were you expecting her to say wisdom and understanding?!
•u wear blue skirt,green trousers,yellowcap. You carry red bag,white speck..haha,u b rainbow?:x
•Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand n smile. Bros u b usher?
•ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b golddiga bt ur sister do dsame to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church, sey na grace of God. Bros park well>:/
•Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember ur street n una no get common Tiger gen, yet u come my house still dey borrow Jackie Chan film from me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch am?
•Yo babe get F9 parallel for Waec, she still deyask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Were she wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head?