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20 years Memories by ayusman16(m): 3:00pm On May 08, 2008
Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy
whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look
like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.

~~~~~~~~~

Sam and David were sharing their childhood memories.

Sam says: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I
fell down on the earth unconsciously.

David: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.

Sam: I don't remember exactly because I was only 4 yeas old at that time.

~~~~~~~~~

Santa: If I die, will you remarry?

Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

~~~~~~~~~

Lalu: Why are all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Lalu: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Re: 20 years Memories by Nobody: 3:55pm On May 08, 2008
~old joke~
Re: 20 years Memories by ayusman16(m): 4:03pm On May 08, 2008
Yeah! It's for the youngsters wink
Re: 20 years Memories by Nobody: 4:30pm On May 08, 2008
So u had to edit?
Re: 20 years Memories by djcrooky(m): 4:35pm On May 08, 2008
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr don't brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr have brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr harsh brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,


effect brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr of brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr coke brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Re: 20 years Memories by Nobody: 4:57pm On May 08, 2008
huh
Re: 20 years Memories by ayusman16(m): 4:58pm On May 08, 2008
info:

So u had to edit?

Maybe u need to visit the optician
Re: 20 years Memories by Nobody: 5:05pm On May 08, 2008
Brrr~
Re: 20 years Memories by djcrooky(m): 5:05pm On May 08, 2008
opti what brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr    ohhh optician brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr     cocacola
Re: 20 years Memories by ayusman16(m): 8:44pm On May 08, 2008
sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Re: 20 years Memories by ituen(m): 4:24am On May 09, 2008
well done ayusman
Re: 20 years Memories by Nobody: 4:31am On May 09, 2008
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Re: 20 years Memories by clemcykul(f): 8:37am On May 09, 2008
wat da fuc*k is dat
Re: 20 years Memories by ayusman16(m): 8:40am On May 09, 2008
It's a farting sound usually caused by too much beans intake!
Re: 20 years Memories by clemcykul(f): 9:54am On May 09, 2008
ohhh now i geddit thanks dude wink
Re: 20 years Memories by djcrooky(m): 1:05pm On May 09, 2008
u can't brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr get it brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no matter brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how much u try brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

cause it all about coca brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cocacola
Re: 20 years Memories by clemcykul(f): 1:44pm On May 09, 2008
is dat wats making u loony?
Re: 20 years Memories by djcrooky(m): 1:47pm On May 09, 2008
wanna know brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
Re: 20 years Memories by Nobody: 1:57pm On May 09, 2008
Re: 20 years Memories by clemcykul(f): 11:47am On May 12, 2008
dont bloody care mr loony grin

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