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Bribe Receipt by kayowalemi(m): 4:43pm On May 08, 2008
"Hello Faruk," Oga said. "how long will it take you to buy me food? Look here, I dey hungry too much."
"Sir," Faruk answered, " na dis policeman wey collect twenty naira from me say make I wait for the receipt."
"Are u crazy, receipt for bribe?"
"yes sir, the receipt for the twenty naira I give am. He tell me say make I wait for the check point, he don go station for bring am."
"You still dey wait!!!!!!!"
"Yes sir. If I no collect that receipt I no go comot dis place. Walahi, U know I no like cheating."
Re: Bribe Receipt by djcrooky(m): 4:51pm On May 08, 2008
hhahahahahahahaha
Re: Bribe Receipt by Nobody: 4:51pm On May 08, 2008
Huh
Re: Bribe Receipt by StanP(m): 5:04pm On May 08, 2008
nitwit, can't be a naija boy
Re: Bribe Receipt by aristole(m): 5:32pm On May 08, 2008
Well,not that funny
Re: Bribe Receipt by kayowalemi(m): 5:35pm On May 08, 2008
Are u saying out of 140 millions ina mumu like him don finish?
StanP:

nitwit, can't be a naija boy
Re: Bribe Receipt by kayowalemi(m): 5:54pm On May 08, 2008
Aristole where have you been all this while?
Re: Bribe Receipt by jaymobb(m): 6:45pm On May 08, 2008
she's bin locked up in my basement
Re: Bribe Receipt by kayowalemi(m): 6:53pm On May 08, 2008
And doing what
jaymobb:

she's bin locked up in my basement
Re: Bribe Receipt by jaymobb(m): 6:58pm On May 08, 2008
i shudnt spell it out to you na and as a matter of fact i dont kiss and tell sef
Re: Bribe Receipt by kayowalemi(m): 7:04pm On May 08, 2008
shey u know wetin dem call Magun? I don put am for her body
Re: Bribe Receipt by jaymobb(m): 7:49pm On May 08, 2008
hmmmm
Re: Bribe Receipt by bibs(f): 8:16pm On May 08, 2008
pls have mercy
Re: Bribe Receipt by jaymobb(m): 8:19pm On May 08, 2008
the dude has finally lost it

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