- In Lebanon, men are
legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the
animals must be female.
Having sexual relations
with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like
THAT makes sense.)

- In Bahrain, a male doctor
may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking
directly at them during the
examination. He may only
see their reflection in a
mirror. (Do they look
different reversed?).
Muslims are banned from
looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to
undertakers. The sex
organs of the deceased
must be covered with a
brick or piece of wood at
all times. (A brick??)
- The penalty for
masturbation in Indonesia
is decapitation. (Much
worse than "going blind!"

- There are men in Guam
whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for
the first time... Reason:
under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry. (Let's just
think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in
the world that even comes
close to this?)

- In Hong Kong, a betrayed
wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do
so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the
other hand, may be killed
in any manner desired. (Ah!
Justice!)

- Topless saleswomen are
legal in Liverpool, England

- but only in tropical fish
stores. (But of course!)

- In Cali, Colombia, a
woman may only have sex
with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her
mother must be in the
room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the
thought.)

- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is
illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her
daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big
enough problem that they
had to pass this law?).
- In Maryland, it is illegal to
sell condoms from vending
machines with one
exception: Prophylactics
may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic
beverages are sold for
consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great
country or what? Not as
great as Guam!)

- Banging your head
against a wall uses 150
calories an hour. (Who
volunteers for this stuff?)

- Humans and dolphins are
the only species that have
sex for pleasure. (Is that
why Flipper was always
smiling?).

- The ant can lift 50 times
its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and
always falls over on its
right side when
intoxicated. (From drinking
little bottles of...?) (Did the
govt. pay for this
research??).

- Butterflies taste with
their feet. (Ah, geez.)

- An ostrich's eye is bigger
than its brain. (I know
some people like that.)

- Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like
that, too.) And, the best for
last.....

- Turtles can breathe
through their butts. (Do
you think they have bad
breath?)
This is crazy