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LWKMD... The Hor,ny Rooster... by Nobody: 1:28pm On Jun 20, 2013
A Farmer buys a young Co,ck
As soon as it comes home, it rushes & fu,cks all the
150 Hens.
Farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the
hens would
hatch. At lunch, the Co,ck again screws all 150 Hens. The
Farmer gets tense
now.
Next day, he finds the C,ock fuc,king the Ducks, Goose
& Parrot too
which scares the shiiit out of him. Later that day, he finds the Co,ck
lying Pale, half-dead
& Vultures
circling over it's head.
Farmer Says: "U Hor,ny ba,stard u deserve this!"
The Co,ck opens 1 eye, points up & says: "Sshhh!
Don't shout, let them land,i've never fuc,ked a vulture!!

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Re: LWKMD... The Hor,ny Rooster... by ignology: 8:07pm On Jun 22, 2013
That was funny Marthakings

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