An interesting article on the general perceptions of masculinity amongst Americans:


[b]"American men need to get over their Freudian fear of showing off their junk," Simon Doonan proudly proclaims in a piece for Slate.

Well, then.

The Barney's Creative Ambassador-at-Large and the fashion world's resident bon vivant insists that American men, unlike their European and Australian counterparts, have an unjustified fear of wearing Speedos. Instead of opting for the skimpier, arguably more practical swimwear, dudes in the States have an overwhelming preference for boardshorts. So what's the problem? Doonan lays out two in his piece:

1. Drowning: "Dudes are getting waterlogged, and dudes are sinking. In the course of my far-from-extensive research, I spoke to legendary West Coast swimwear magnate Mr. Turk. He shares my conviction that 'board-shorts aficionados are drowning because their swimsuits are so voluminous.'"

2. Gender misidentification: "This past weekend I spotted two burly figures walking toward me wearing what I assumed were large peasant skirts. 'What made these two beefy, short-haired possibly lesbians decide to go topless?' I asked myself. Upon closer inspection, they turned out to be a couple of dudes with man boobs in garishly printed board shorts, prompting the question: Why do American men insist on concealing their willies 'neath yards of fabric?"

Oy vey. Doonan goes on to explain that American men seem to have the idea that Speedos are only for "foreigners" and "friends of Dorothy." He jokingly puts the blame on Puritans and even goes so far as to ask, "Are most American dudes simply too fat to wear a Speedo?"

Anyone who watches "The Bachelorette" can attest to guys' squirminess at being thrown into a Speedo, and America's own Gov. Chris Christie laid out his anti-Speedo stance when asked to put on a pair for this year's Fourth of July festivities. But even refined men across the pond sometimes shudder at the thought of wearing the revealing bottoms. When Prince Charles was asked to don a Speedo during his recent tour through the Pacific, he explained that he had to "hit the treadmill first." But hey, Italian men don't seem to mind them.

While we realize Doonan's article was mostly playful, we too get the sense American dudes might have an irrational anxiety of sporting the so-called "sassier swimwear." But we'll put the question to you: Do you think our men are too scared of Speedos?[/b]

culled from huffingtonpost

That weird moment when you're trying to understand a thread even after reading it's content

Afam4eva: That weird moment when you're trying to understand a thread even after reading it's content

That's American English for you