nedu2000: @mudley313,so what's ur point?

Mudley313:

no point...original poster asked what our favorite bible passages were and i simply quoted mine, word-for-word...or you got a problem with the "infallible" word of god

nedu2000: the bible passages U̶̲̥̅̊ picked out were obviously sarcastically made to make the bible & christianity look like an evil union,which of cause it isn't,isn't it same bible that talked about forgiveness,mercy,love? P.S: correction!! its ".....infallible word of God" upper cased,lolzz

sylve11: Galatian 6:7 " Do not be deceived, for the Almighty God is not mocked, for whatsoever a man soul he shall reap". @ Uyi Iredia, i still go with urs also.

Mudley313: My Favorites:

Genocide

1 Samuel 15:3

3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

women? innocent children?? even animals na wah for baba bible god oh

Slavery

1 Peter 2:18-20

18 Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. 19 For it is commendable if a man bears up under the pain of unjust suffering because he is conscious of God. 20 But how is it to your credit if you receive a beating for doing wrong and endure it? But if you suffer for doing good and you endure it, this is commendable before God.

not only does these verses endorses the act of slavery, but the abuse and suffering that comes with it is also commendable before baba bible god...no wonder africans who endured the worse during the transatlantic slave trade now carry white mans imposed religion for head even pass their slave masters

Human Sacrifice

Judges 11 30-34

30 And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord: “If you give the Ammonites into my hands,31 whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the Lord’s, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering.”34 When Jephthah returned to his home in Mizpah, who should come out to meet him but his daughter, dancing to the sound of timbrels! She was an only child. Except for her he had neither son nor daughter. 35 When he saw her, he tore his clothes and cried, “Oh no, my daughter! You have brought me down and I am devastated. I have made a vow to the Lord that I cannot break.”

we all know from genesis 8 20-21 to exodus 29 18 that baba bible god loves the aroma of burning flesh; from the above verse, dat nigga don't mind human flesh as well

Baby Bashing

Psalm 137:9

"Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." see also (Numbers 31:17), (Exodus 11:4-5), (2 Samuel 12:11-14), (Isaiah 13:15-18), (2 Kings 2:23-24) for baba bible gods lust for slaughtering innocent children

OP, hope you enjoyed my favorite bible verses. Note: none of these verses have been altered whatsoever

Alfa Seltzer: My favourite passages are censored on nairaland. It involves fathers forcing their daughters to be gang-banged analy by crazy gay men.

Alfa Seltzer: My favourite passages are censored on nairaland. It involves fathers forcing their daughters to be gang-banged analy by crazy gay men.

nedu2000: hmmmm,I'm gonna 'ave a tough time here,but I bet its an old testament portion,the new testament is a 'new convenant' with God. We should understand that we are limited in our thinking & understanding,how much of the universe have we seen?how much of history have we wittnessed?how does it feel to die?what comes after death?can U̶̲̥̅̊ count the sand in the desert or the stars in the sky?can we explain why 'good' people still suffer?All these questions can't be answered or understood by any human being but from an omni-present,omini-science being.......U̶̲̥̅̊ have nothing to lose by acknowledging Him

Alfa Seltzer:

This is why you are still a christian: you haven't read your bible yet.

sexymoma: Are you for Him(God) or Just Mocking Him(God).... SMH

truthislight:

That is why you keep moving from atheist to satanism since the message of the bible flew over your head when you said you were a christian.

Your mind is playing tricks on you.

While you think with your dick while reading the bible what did you expect ?

Alfa Seltzer:

You can't move from atheism to Satanism. It's like saying I'm moving from Eko to Lagos, or I'm flying from the world to Earth. Makes no sense.

Mudley313:

for your mind now, you think say you make sense...satanism is the belief/worship of satan; atheism is a lack of belief in a deity...satan/lucifer/the devil (in the bible) is a christian invention and so is their god yahweh; since atheist don't believe in their god why would they believe in satan? i guess that's christian rationality for ya....

so, not believing satan exists in the first place counts as actively worshiping satan; and also, having never watched a single basketball game in your entire life counts as being an L.A. Lakers fan?


oh, i get it...atheists are under his evil influence don't ya know. *rollseye*

Alfa Seltzer:

You can't move from atheism to Satanism. It's like saying I'm moving from Eko to Lagos, or I'm flying from the world to Earth. Makes no sense.

Mudley313:

for your mind now, you think say you make sense...satanism is the belief/worship of satan; atheism is a lack of belief in a deity...satan/lucifer/the devil (in the bible) is a christian invention and so is their god yahweh; since atheist don't believe in their god why would they believe in satan? i guess that's christian rationality for ya....

so, not believing satan exists in the first place counts as actively worshiping satan; and also, having never watched a single basketball game in your entire life counts as being an L.A. Lakers fan?


oh, i get it...atheists are under his evil influence don't ya know. *rollseye*

nedu2000: mathew 6:24....No man can serve two
masters: for either he will hate
the one, and love the other; or
else he will hold to the one,
and despise the other. Ye
cannot serve God and
mammon.........noone sits on the fence,an atheist is under the devil's influence,the devil's aim isn't 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ 2 serve him,its 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ 2 disobey God

Mudley313:


i bet you also believe that muslims are devil-worshiping infidels too, and that the catholic pope is the great satan and the devil's wh0re...such childish arrogance..."if you don't believe what i believe you must be evil." yea right, you are the heroes and everyone elyou can't convert with your illogical and irrational rhetorics so you try to indoctrinate by trying to childishly scare others into submission; well, not surprised there, religions have always been known to strive on spreading disinformation and lies to further their own interests

so, using your own twisted logic: in the eyes of a satanist, an atheist is a christian since he doesn't believe in satan? you see how childishly illogical that sounds?...well, believe what you want to believe if that's going to help you sleep better at night, mtchew

nedu2000: I don't think I speak on behalf of muslims or satanists,they can speak for themselves,there's И̣̣̣̥o logic in there. The bible which I quoted from is the Christian book & other religions have theirs and may've a different view

truthislight:

Lol.

I trust you to always deliver.

You are saying that atheism and satanism is one inside the other. Ok.

But those in the first ^ bubble will always delude theselves saying it is not affiliated.

Do well to inform them please.

Ciao

Alfa Seltzer:

I have informed them before. See here https://www.nairaland.com/1105108/all-atheists-satanists

Mudley313:

ok, i give you that. but how come you had a problem earlier when i quoted from that same "bible...the christian book"? you don't get to pick and choose what to believe in the words plainly written inside of your bible, unless you're telling me you're not a true "bible believing" christian...if you are, and sincerely believe every single word inscribed in the bible was inspired by your god, then i'm sorry, genocide, slavery, human sacrifice and the unnecessary slaughtering of innocent babies and children (correctly quoted in my verses above)is obviously consented to by you and your god