Got this from a friend on facebook this morning, considered it thoughtful to share!

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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: his last battle.
Q2: Where was the declaration of
Independence signed?
A: at the bottom of the page.
Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A :
liquid.
Q4: What is the main reason for
failure?
A: exams.
Q5: What is the main reason for
divorce? A: Marriage.
Q6: What can you never eat for
breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.
Q7: What looks like half an apple?
A: the other half. Q8: If you throw a
red stone into
the blue sea,
what will it
become?
A: it will simply become wet.
Q9: How can a man go eight days
without
sleeping?
A: No problem, he sleeps only at
night.
Q10: How can you lift an elephant
with one hand?
A: you will never find an elephant
that has
only one hand.
Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4
oranges in one hand and 4
apples and 3 oranges in other
hand, what
would you have?
A: very large hands.
Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to
build a
wall, how long
would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already
built.
Q13: How can you drop a raw egg
onto a
concrete floor
without cracking it?
A: Anyway you want, concrete
floors are very
hard to crack. So why teacher fail am
nau? Warri
no dey
carry last!!

Very funny and fascinating.

Brings to mind that examination is not the true test of knowledge....

Interesting read...

nah real correct answers

Diz Guy Na GURU na.......Why Dem Come Fail Am.....E Suppose get A1

Thougthful

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