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"Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
I wanted to share this story hat happened in my church on Sunday but I wasnt opportuned! At 9am mass at my catholic church (yes, I am forced/dragged to church ), there was a fight/commotion at the back of the church between a church member and a church warden. I usually sit at the back so that I can use my bb phone or dose off (Iam an atheist for those who dont know). So, this guy behind me was using his bb and a church warden saw him. The guy was a young guy (looked kike a 19 year old)while the church warden was a man of about 40+. The church warden shouted a bit on the young guy and told him to respect God by putting the phone back in the pocket. The young guy ignored him and kept using the phone. The church warden moved to seize the phone and then the commotion started; Boy; (*pushes the wardens hand away*) f4ck off and mind your business, foolish church warden crowd; huhhhh? ah ah? Chruch warden; you are talking to me like this with abusive language? Useless boy! Your parents didnt raise you well Boy; Is it your job to be disturbing people in church? See that old man over there (*points to a man in front*) you saw him using his phone but you passed him without saying anything. hypocrite! phariseee! You prefer to harrass young people?abi you don collect offering money from him? *young boys in the crowd roaring with laughter in support of the young guy (maybe because they to were using bb) Church warden; God will judge you....children of today *some old people in the crowd hissing..... ^^^ I couldnt stop laughing during the whole situation. I dont know the moral of this story but whatever it is, it is funny 2 Likes |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by ninja4life(m): 5:28pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Lmao as some will say 'eni ale damu lan ledi mo' |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by victorNRceo: 6:42pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Who forces you to church? And how do they make you come along? Shey na gun ni? |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Paschal007: 6:58pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Logicboy03: I wanted to share this story hat happened in my church on Sunday but I wasnt opportuned! yawns* dry |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
LB, do you take Holy Communion? |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by FOLYKAZE(m): 8:07pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Hope the young guy was not banned from attending the church? I remember those days when I was member of C.A.C, if the guy tries that in the church, he will be sanction from entering the church building. He will sit outside for like a month or they give him cutlass to cut some grass..................catholic version still good |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by UyiIredia(m): 8:23pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
musKeeto: LB, do you take Holy Communion? Scary men ! Atheist wey dey drink blood of Jesus. LB: does your family force you to go to church ? I hope not since they know your stance. |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
victor-NR-ceo: Its a long story. I have to go to church or lose business......the world isnt fair but man has to survive |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
musKeeto: LB, do you take Holy Communion? That dry bread? I dont take it anymore |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Uyi Iredia: Guy, do you have a crush on me? You and your personal questions |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE: Hope the young guy was not banned from attending the church? hahaha...now thats a real church.....you get punishment for sins! |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by UyiIredia(m): 9:33pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Logicboy03: I'm a bit curious. I don't have a habit of frequently asking personal questions - only on occassion. |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Creatrixity(m): 10:22pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Part of being in naija..you MUST go to church regardless of your personal views...lol |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by UyiIredia(m): 10:58pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Creatrixity: Part of being in naija..you MUST go to church regardless of your personal views...lol said who ? I've not stepped in church, for anything, for over a year now. |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Debeloved87(m): 11:43pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Logicboy03:you dont want to lose your business,you want to survive abi, so you go to church...and am very sure you dont want to lose your life just like you dont want to lose your business so you better accept the Lordship of Jesus Christ into your life now before you lose your life and it becomes too late...JESUS LOVES YOU. |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 5:46am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Debeloved87: you dont want to lose your business,you want to survive abi, so you go to church...and am very sure you dont want to lose your life just like you dont want to lose your business so you better accept the Lordship of Jesus Christ into your life now before you lose your life and it becomes too late...JESUS LOVES YOU. Abegi.....park well. I dont give my life to dead men |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 7:30am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Logicboy, hope you werent the one in the brawl owing to the fact that you were also using a phone. |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 7:34am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Segeggs: Logicboy, hope you werent the one in the brawl owing to the fact that you were also using a phone. I was waiting for a silly person (probably a religionist/theist) to make this false allegation. Yes, because you have believed the common myth that logicboy is an aggressive and argumentative person, it makes sense for you to believe that logicboy would enter such a public dispute in church. |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 7:47am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Logicboy03: |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by MrTroll(m): 10:59am On Jul 06, 2013 |
So Logicboy ya mama still de drag you for ear go church abi? Dohohohohohohoho! |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 11:03am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Mr Troll: So Logicboy ya mama still de drag you for ear go church abi? Dohohohohohohoho! Troll harder.... |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 11:06am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Mr Troll: So Logicboy ya mama still de drag you for ear go church abi? Dohohohohohohoho!no afternoon food if he no go |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 11:07am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Segeggs: no afternoon food if he no go You mean sunday lunch with jollof rice and chicken |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by MrTroll(m): 11:11am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Logicboy03: On the bright side, me sef de fear sometimes. Last time I was at home(Feb I think), I had to go to church cos our pastor called me on phone that he had a 'special' message for me from guess who...? I wondered sha, my sisters have pleaded, cajoled, threatened to report me to said pastor over the years. Coincidentally, he just happened to have a special message for me when I happened to be at home then. God works in mysterious ways I tell ya |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by MrTroll(m): 11:14am On Jul 06, 2013 |
Segeggs: no afternoon food if he no go Logicboy03:flesh and blood did not reveal this to you... |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Nobody: 11:44am On Jul 10, 2013 |
Mr Troll: haha.. What was the special message, of ypou dont mind? |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by Areaboy2(m): 12:13pm On Jul 10, 2013 |
for me, the best part was when the boy said "fck off..." to the guy.. thats me exploding with really annoying laughter.. "hueahueahuahuehuahueahuea!!!!" |
Re: "Get lost And Mind Your Business, Foolish Church Warden" Lol (trouble In Church) by MrTroll(m): 2:01pm On Jul 10, 2013 |
Logicboy03:well, the usual. . . God has a special purpose for my life and that i was born into this church and that i should not leave it. Blah blah blah. At the end he said he wants to pray for me, i said ok. He prayed and i left. . . I guess the prayer didn't work. |
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