TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are
u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will
be a great pleasure
to have you. I will be
expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit
that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming
here again, she
thinks I will buy her drinks
with my money
again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how you be?
Francis: Mad man I be
okay? How ur drunkard
father?
John: My Papa ok! Ur bitchy
mama?
Francis: You are a fool. hey
coming to ur house? I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring
money come we drink
vodka..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later
now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be
funny at times but
always great companion
anytime.
Francis: John is just a
reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always
nice to each other
but they never like
themselves. Boys are
always mean and rude but
they will always have each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??