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Black Market And Secret Ballot Elections In Nigeria...with BBC by Boyeseth(m): 9:05pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
[Copied: YOU MAY NOT GET THIS JOKE IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH NIGERIA] 1).BBC-----------------Hello,,Please can I speak to the chairman,Nigerian Governors Forum. Nigeria------------------Which one of them. Na two chairmen dey for nigeria. 2).BBC-------------------How come you have two,instead of one? Nigeria-------------------Well,one win election when 19 governors sign one black market paper and the other come win another 19 votes for secret ballot. Since this type of thing fit cause wahala for democracy,na im the democracy for nigeria kuku recognize the two winners as concurrent chairmen! 3).BBC---------------------Is this concurrence not going to create authority problems for nigeria? Nigeria----------------------Otio!.That one no be problem.The presidency for nigeria don recognize the governor whey win with black market votes,,while the nigerian masses kuku ma don recognize the man whey win through secret ballot..so equation balance! 4).BBC----------------------So,can you tell us the names of the chairmen? Nigeria----------------------Kai...this ya question dey difficult small oo....However,h ow you fit know them be say.the one whey win through black market fit born the one whey win through secret ballot!!.. 5).BBC...........................But is secret ballot not a superior means of voting over and above black market signing of papers? Nigeria----------------------Oga reporter that one dey debatable.efery country get him own style for democracy.America get president,London get prime minister,Germany get vice chancellor.So for nigeria election whether black or white market dey valid for nigeria..whether water passi garri,or garri passi water,no be the same thing? |
Re: Black Market And Secret Ballot Elections In Nigeria...with BBC by Adrenaline123(m): 9:21pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
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Re: Black Market And Secret Ballot Elections In Nigeria...with BBC by Akwusike: 2:07pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Superb! Can't stop givin out heavy smiles u make my day dude |
Re: Black Market And Secret Ballot Elections In Nigeria...with BBC by Boyeseth(m): 4:07pm On Jul 03, 2013 |
Akwusike: Superb! Can't stop givin out heavy smiles u make my day dudetanx |
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