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NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by sampitts(m): 8:52am On Jul 09, 2013 |
NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave. According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain. Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages – including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading “I am real.” According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion. “This is amazing,” says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA’s Mars Exploration Program. “We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of God’s existence instead. “I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there’s not a single atheist inside NASA’s control room now. What we saw was jaw- dropping.” Genesis 1:1 NASA’s Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability. Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life. However the tablets, both of which are signed “Peace and Love – Yahweh,” represent the rover’s most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history. “When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society,” explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. “Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We’re gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months.” Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should. “Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti- Christian, they might not even pick up this story,” he explains. “But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth.” http://dailycurrant.com |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by Blov: 9:07am On Jul 09, 2013 |
God messages keep coming from left and right this days.....hmmmmm his coming is at hand |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by trent9002(m): 9:12am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Blov: God messages keep coming from left and right this days.....hmmmmmIts satire, you clueless doofus |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by fiscalcliff: 9:27am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Its a spoof from a satire site Even if if were not,I would find it absurd that a Christ who rebuked those looking for signs rather than believing the Law and the Prophets would sanction such signs Even if such was real and broadcast on all the major news networks, iniquity would still abound in the hearts and lives of the sons of men Like the Bible says let everyone who calls on God depart from iniquity and He who is unjust, let him be unjust still; he who is filthy, let him be filthy still; he who is righteous, let him be righteous still; he who is holy, let him be holy still. That should be the foreword of anyone calling upon God not whether the media is anti Christian or that God left signs on Mars or not. |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by sampitts(m): 9:37am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Some of these scientists have worked tirelessly to disprove the exitence of God, and if they've stumbled on this great sign, then a think it'll open peopl, especiialy the ethiest, more to the realisation of God's existence. I tell you some people, like Thomas, believe more in signs than prophesies |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by Heatblast(m): 10:10am On Jul 09, 2013 |
^^^ You don't need a prof to tell you that this is actually a hoax Can't you even see that the story is actually mocking christianity in a way?. |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by richie44(m): 10:20am On Jul 09, 2013 |
He dat hav ear.............. |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by JbravoAdodger(m): 11:20am On Jul 09, 2013 |
Presently shitin bricks!! |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by SpicyMimi(f): 11:22am On Jul 09, 2013 |
God is Real! I know it, you know it...we all know it! Except u r just too dumb nd ignorant. 1 Like |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by sampitts(m): 1:04pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
Heatblast: ^^^Tell us how please. |
Re: NASA Finds Message From God On Mars by Heatblast(m): 2:18pm On Jul 09, 2013 |
sampitts: NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover hasNASA never announced such. you can check their site www.nasa.gov/home According to an official press release two giantit beats me how you people cannot actually see the mockery in this ... i still crack up reading the bolded http://dailycurrant.comThis site you used as reference is wack, you should check out their other stories |
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