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| The Loving Couple by Cayon(f): 3:07am On May 20, 2008 |
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the otherside to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!" |
| Re: The Loving Couple by mobolajiA: 12:38pm On May 20, 2008 |
 you are one hell of a guy. wahat made u think abt that? |
| Re: The Loving Couple by olulu(m): 12:50pm On May 20, 2008 |
sorry, didn't get dat, what fcnkin remote?  |
| Re: The Loving Couple by Cayon(f): 9:47pm On May 20, 2008 |
olulu:Don't worry, you are not the first and you won't be the last not to get it, some day you'll get it   |
| Re: The Loving Couple by krisunion: 4:48pm On May 22, 2008 |
creativity @ its best. Luv ya post. |
| Re: The Loving Couple by Jeovy(m): 9:49am On May 23, 2008 |
Good One Canyon,u almost sounded like the couple |
| Re: The Loving Couple by Nobody: 1:36pm On May 24, 2008 |
 Cool couple |
| Re: The Loving Couple by dominictj(m): 4:32pm On May 24, 2008 |
what a sense of humour, it was 1daful. |
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