There was a Rasta man sunbathing in the nude on the beach
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with
the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What you have under de newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The
police asked him what happened. The Rasta says, "Me don't know. I man was
lying on de beach, dis likkle gal asked me a question, then I guess
I man must have doze off and next thing I know is I man in de hospital"
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her
"What did you do to that naked Rasta?"
After a pause, the girl replied, " me never do nothing to him?
Nothing at all.
Me was playing with his bird and it spit on me.
So, me bruk it neck, crack de eggs dem, an set de nest pon fire!"

U are wicked

na wa o. At least she set the bird free from its captor.

cheiii, wicked little gurl. make she go set fire pon her daddy birdie too.

come play with my birdie

lol

chai. . .

buhahahahahahahahahhaha

eya poor birdie

Is d girl guilty or not guilty? for me , she is

not guilty. innocent beyond bla bla bla

hmmmm

hmmmm?

lmao

Na wa oh , it wz just an innocent play with the bird.

taaaaa!

That girl is going to be one of the world's greatest wrestler of all time

how u take know?

o ma dayzzzzzzz,  boi!!! dat waz crazy seriously, jus cnt stop laffin man, abeg make una leave da gyal alone she no knw anythin, na bird she deh play with, lol

you sef wan follow spoil the pikin abi?

nice one

wetin nice there?

accidental discharge & well deserved punishment!

i blame the girl for venturing into the danger zone.
but did the rastaman take ganja or gbana?
why didnt he notice the unsual movement in
his danger zone

i think this will cause many young girls to visit the beach more often ;d ;d

saucekid:

you sef wan follow spoil the pikin abi?

na wettin b yo own sef ehhh, no even start ooo or esleeeeeee, lol

if na for naija dis tin happen, i go tell u say d girl know wetin she dey touch

fire for fire

she neednt break the neck na!at least the thing don succumb to pressure.

which kain pressure again?

i no fit yarn with all my mouth oh!