@pat

Mon bonbon. . .wherest thou beenest all these whilest. . .?

@ v3
mon chocolatey, av been around thou all dis while o. How art thou dis day?

Me feelest so cool n breezy today. . .when thou est around moi

How can we "collabo" today?

I don't knw if my road 2 our joint is clear o. I wuld love 2 join u there. Art thou in d joint already?

@PAT

Abeg take d nxt available flight down here. . I've missed u my poodle

Ok my loff, am coming.
P.S.: sosoliso is d nxt available flight here o.

o ga oooooo pple dey change thread content sha, wetin dey topic no dey dey reflected for comment/views, na wao everyone just dey express love for hia . Thonia slim where r u? please come here

darn it!!! Sosoliso ke. . .  

Pls my loff, dont let dem "caput" u for me o o o. . .I beg oooo,i no fit  

My loff, i came 2 d joint, but met thine absence. Where art thou?

Be there in a sec. . . my lady. .

Ok mon bon bon

@ poster, if you are a virgin you will find one for yourself i assure you, but you aint one pls stop looking for what you are not. copy?

Aha!!! There art thou my loff, dressed in that cute top n applebottom jean that i loff

A thousand times me've kissed ye in me dreams and from that moment. . me finkin we could be 2geda
A thousand times me've shagged ye in me dreams and i felt the universe rotate in me palms. . .
Ye shiver me timbers me lady

Had breakfast yet me lady. . .Let's go grab a bite. . wat say ye?

Yes. Its possible.
you don't easily find them when u ar searching for them in most cases but i assure u of getting them when u least expected.
Most of those u seems indecent happens to fall in this category.
Talkin from experience.

faramola:

@ poster, if you are a virgin you will find one for yourself i assure you, but you aint one pls stop looking for what you are not. copy?

How? Is it written on one's forehead?

@ v3
me had a plane crash, so i can't come to d party now. Did u see d goodies i bought 4 u @ d joint?

@pat. . if u had a plane crash, how'd u make it to our joint?

e-love in the air
@Poster,
yeah it's very possible but why are you obssessed with finding one

@ v3
i had d crash when i was going back home. Warrabout our digits arrangement? Did u c dem?

my digitz r 070dppgmmpj ( i need you to decipher that and leave a drop call)

use ur phone keypad to decipher

here's a clue d=3,p=7. . .Go figure?

I can't fit o.

@pat

OK loff. . .scribble me urs sharply

@ v3
i'll drop mine @ our joint. When u get there collect it. Didn't u c one i dropped d oda day?

I have a 41 yr old virgin friend I went to college with. This is the US.

@ i got there ONLY to find out that it'd already been taken by some other person. . .

P.S: I juz dropped mine. . .I'm still waiting under that "our love" tree

Ok my loff, am still w8in 4 d nxt available flight.

@op

why you they find virgin?

na for rituals?

Ok me loff. . .

When ya reach our joint. . .I dey wif 1 revd. fada dey w8. . .today fada go take celotape tie two of us, to bcum 1

Will thou beest my missing rib   ?

Ok my loff. U don buy d celotape? Buy 2 o. Yes i'll be thine mrs rib.

@ALL of NL

Public Address System: This is to announce the joining together of Mr. v3nom N Ms. Pat as 1. . .

Rev Fada: If there's any1 on NL who wishes that this union never see d light of day *_{whispers silent prayer}*, let him/her speak NOW or FOREVER hold their peace??

Waiting. . . .

Rev. Fada : By the power invested in me, I hereby pronounce you. . . "Complete the rest mon bonbon"

Revd Fada: You may your bride

@topic
Of Course

. . .pronounce u male & female. Nor be so?