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Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by manickal(m): 5:47pm On May 28, 2008
cry cry baby, i want to see my mommy, SHAME
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Nobody: 5:52pm On May 28, 2008
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by manickal(m): 6:11pm On May 28, 2008
info don teach u this one abi?
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Nobody: 6:13pm On May 28, 2008
info stole it off me jare cool grin
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by manickal(m): 6:17pm On May 28, 2008
what are u feeling like now. tech?
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Nobody: 6:19pm On May 28, 2008
eh eh eh eh cheesy
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Nobody: 5:13pm On May 31, 2008
ibkaye:

info stole it off me jare cool grin

poor girl undecided
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Nobody: 5:16pm On May 31, 2008
info:

poor girl undecided
don't deny it jorr tongue
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Nobody: 5:31pm On May 31, 2008
ibkaye:

don't deny it jorr tongue

that i stole your heart ? undecided
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Jeovy(m): 7:30am On Jun 01, 2008
Ibkaye and info again. Na wah grin
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jun 02, 2008
info:

that i stole your heart ? undecided
for ya mind
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by sistajay(f): 12:19pm On Jun 02, 2008
The only tin I don learn from Nollywood na Naija accent.
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by mi3(f): 3:23am On Jul 20, 2008
LMAO!! you guys are observative joh! the one that kills me is the unecessary part two's, ah ahn, then the whole movie will be flashbacks of part one,

another one is unecessarily long useless scenes, case in point : girls court, abi na cult, they spent like 12 minutes showin them driving down one road, i fast foward the thing tire!! and all the party scenes them too effin long and unecessary!

laffin at the Jim Iyke harrasin female leads, no be small ohh! then before the infamous ban, it was like they signed it somewhere, if stella Damascus is female lead, RMD will be male lead, if Jim Iyjke is male lead, Rita Dominic must be female lead, haba!

ooh,then how about the non existent editing? i was watchin one movie and heard serious wiiiiind blowin the mic,
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Cescy(m): 7:49am On Jul 20, 2008
A yankee spoilt girl who has spent mostly all her life abroad came to 9ja on hols and PHEW NEPA struck in the night while seeing movies immediately she fainted and went to coma after three days she regained her consciousness and was asked the reason why she fainted,she said she thought the world has come to an end according to her pastor because he preaches that the world will soon come to an end . she neva c notin
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by Cescy(m): 7:52am On Jul 20, 2008
A yankee spoilt girl who has spent mostly all her life abroad came to 9ja on hols and PHEW NEPA struck in the night while seeing movies immediately she fainted and went to coma after three days she regained her consciousness and was asked the reason why she fainted,she said she thought the world has come to an end according to her pastor because he preaches that the world will soon come to an end . she neva c notin
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by sunej(m): 8:58am On Jul 20, 2008
I learn that when police are outside shooting at Armed robbers inside glass-walled bank, the arm robbers die but the glass where the bullet passed through do not scatter nor break. Clap for naija film trick
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by holythug(m): 1:26pm On Jul 22, 2008
i know nollywood movies end in churches, sitting room. . . .
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by habiolah(m): 2:30pm On Jul 22, 2008
Nollywood?

sad

1. They show 5 pple poisoning chief's drink in the advert and call the film title "Ta Lo Pa Chief?(who killed the chief?)"
2. Ramsey Noah's appearance in a film implies the film is about love
3. Patience Ozorwhatever likes money. She fit kill her husband

I prefer tom and jerry to nollywood films
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by chioya(f): 2:45pm On Jul 22, 2008
@poster
lol

Bomb thrown never destroys anything apart from producing tiny smoke
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by folly69(m): 2:15pm On Jul 23, 2008
sunej:

I learn that when police are outside shooting at Armed robbers inside glass-walled bank, the arm robbers die but the glass where the bullet passed through do not scatter nor break. Clap for naija film trick

lmao grin grin thats what i call a bullet pass glass grin
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by holythug(m): 2:19pm On Jul 23, 2008
sound tracks louder than . . . . nite club jamz
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by holythug(m): 2:21pm On Jul 23, 2008
folly69:

lmao grin grin thats what i call a bullet pass glass grin


guy u made my day cldnt stop laffin
Re: Things We've Learnt From Nollywood by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Jul 24, 2008
lol

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