Just noticed the missing rule 17. LMAO nice work bro...

LMAO!! .the part where seun was running from his students really got me laughing. So oga seun fit fear.
More ink to your pen,Eze.

Plomoe, your work needs editing boss.

It was fun to read though, please finish your part asap.

HumbledbYGrace: Plomoe, your work needs editing boss.

It was fun to read though, please finish your part asap.

You did not stick to our deal Ma'am

HumbledbYGrace: Plomoe, your work needs editing boss.

It was fun to read though, please finish your part asap.

I noticed too, but I really don't know how I make such mistake. Let me say its pressure, because I'm under pressure to feed my own thread with update and this again, plus offline tasks. Omo, e no easy.
The story would be completed maybe tomorrow. THANKS!

Eze Promoe:
I noticed too, but I really don't know how I make such mistake. Let me say its pressure, because I'm under pressure to feed my own thread with update and this again, plus offline tasks. Omo, e no easy.
The story would be completed maybe tomorrow. THANKS!

My guy you killed it. You made me laughed real hard.

one less lawyer. . .

Eze Promoe:
Your Udeme also inspired it

^^^^That's just it.
I neva read am, i hope im sweet pass these comments?

E<R>F:

^^^^That's just it.
I neva read am, i hope im sweet pass these comments?

Read am first na

E<R>F:

^^^^That's just it.
I neva read am, i hope im sweet pass these comments?

Read am first na

Eze Promoe:
Read am first na

Looolllzzz. . See one Mad girl come dey ask me out just now ooh, she thinks i'm also mad..,becos the laffta no get mate ooh..
LOL, nice job Eze...

Buh yhu know say u dey Bleep up sha, we feel say u don kpuf sef. Not knowing that yhu are sleeping here

please come and finish yhur POW (prisoners of war) befor yhu continue this one ooh. IF NOT... (that's a topic for another day) :|

When una derail finish sha, tell me

Mynd_44: When una derail finish sha, tell me

We are sorry Sir

Woaw!! Thumbs up Eze....that was so real!! More please...

Hahahahaha.....Rule NO 17 is missing for real.

Just checked it now.... Lol

Eze you get eye jare!

Oops rule 17

Foxy_Rebirth:

You did not stick to our deal Ma'am

stay away from trouble then we can talk.

Only God knows what Rule 17 contains

xynerise: Only God knows what Rule 17 contains

really?

HumbledbYGrace: really?

Ajuju

xynerise: Only God knows what Rule 17 contains

Don't tell me yhu don't know wahz in there?

E<R>F:


Don't tell me yhu don't know wahz in there?

i do

this place reeks of talent, no place for someone like me
I'd rather stay on the sidelines, and if possible, learn

The students of Nairaland University saw the rules stated by the VC as draconian, there were gossips here and there, gossips the VC dare not hear.

Since the VC gave out the 21 rules to the HODs, students spoke less both in lecture halls and outside lecture halls, sometimes they even found it difficult to break any of the rules in their hostels. Students of the Religion department that were formerly known for their incessant religious vendetta suddenly became "the Holies of Holies" as pundits of different religion suddenly developed love for one another. The 21 laws were boldly written in scrolls and kept in front of every department with a missing 17th law. The HODs and Deans made sure the laws were followed to the latter. HODs of all departments had placed a fine of 500naira on whoever defaulted any of the laws, and if fine twice defaulters were sent to the Nairaland prison also known as Room 9. The likes of Foxy and Mazi had been regular tenants at Room 9.

Bribery was the order of the day in Room 9 as the hungry looking security men were quick to recieve as little as 500naira to free the prisoners. When freed, students changed their surname and skipped lectures so as not to be noticed by the school authority.

In the whole of Nairaland University and beyond Foxy was the student that had changed his surnane the most. From Foxy Rebirth to Foxy Ultimate to Foxy Academy to Foxy Unite, to Foxy Garri, Flow had even suggested once to him that he bore Foxy Udeme.


The Sun rises in the east and set in the west, they say, but to Flow it rose in the west of NU that evening. Students sat in the Love gardens of their various departments gisting.

"Flow how far na" Skolopy came to seat close the lonely Flow.

"I am okay" Flow responded and sighed.

"this wan wey your face dey like this, shey person die?".

"talk na!" He tapped Flow on his shoulder.

"guy you are disturbing me oh, whats wrong with you".

"guy who you dey speak English for, i resemble babe?" Skolopy was surprised. Flow only spoke English to Ladies, whenever he did speak to Ladies, he spoke Polished English, one would wonder if he had ever spoken Pidgin since he was born.

"leave me alone oh, i will report you oh" Little did Skolopy know that the Room 9 Dogs were on Patrol.

Talk of the Devils, then came a Devil from behind.

"who spoke Pidgin between the both of you?" A Room 9 Dog thundered.

"it's him" Flow pointed at Skolopy.

The chubby Room 9 Dog stretched out his hand demanding for 500naira. That was when it dawned on Skolopy why Flow refused speaking Pidgin. As Skolopy was handing the 500naira over to the Room 9 Dog, a noise was heard from the Final year lecture hall, it was Foxy again.

"Sorry sir, I will not watch n'.ude pictures again" Foxy cried as two hefty Room 9 Dogs dragged him to the office of the dreaded HOD of the Literature department.

Foxy had broken one of the rules again, and it was sure he would be banished to Room 9 oweing to the fact that he had a personal beef against Abacha the HOD of Literature department.

"this time we go see the name wey you go bear, whether na Foxy Kpomoh, or Foxy Kuli Kuli" One of the Room 9 Dogs said as Foxy was dragged pass the Love Garden.

Since the new rules were stated, students tried speaking the cleanest of English how best they could. The likes of 4izo and Damex spoke less because there were so Igbotic and Yorubatic respectively. Talking of Igbotic, Neduzze was as Igbotic as an Aba Village hunter, if that was his only problem then he had no problem, he was also a stammerer. His stammering percentage was like 96%, whenever he tried pronouncing a word and there wasn't a wall close by for him to hit with his hand, it would take him approximately 5minutes to pronounce the word, but if there was a wall, then it would be just 2minutes, 2minutes of none stop hitting, sometimes with both hands, plus his Igbotic pronounciation. The Yorubas in school always made a mockery of him as he could hardly pronounce his name Neduzze, "My lame is Ned... Ned... Nedu.....zzzzze" was how he always introduced himself to the beautiful Ladies in campus, that is after baptizing them with saliva and refrigerating them with mouth odour.

Since the VC pasted the rules on every nook and cranny of the University students stopped tribalistic nicknaming. Names like; "O'.ffemmanu, the Ibos called the Yorubas", "Aboki, the general name for the Northerners", "Omo nna, the Yorubas called the Ibos", "Onye Mmug, the Ibos called the Dog eating tribe", "Nyammiri, the Hausas called the Ibos", to mention but a few.

"how you dey na, my fine baby" Flow said as Josephine catwalked towards him. Just then, a Room 9 Dog that was closely monitoring Flow tapped him from behind and said; "Mister Man, you just broke a rule, pay your money for speaking Pidgin"

That was when it dawned on Flow that he was about to part with another 500naira.


TO BE CONTINUED.

The fear of Abacha

Chei..... Jesu!

Flow don kill me.

Na me be Nebuzze

Neduzze5: Chei..... Jesu!

Flow don kill me.

Na me be Nebuzze

You never see anything sef.

Lafter iyaf kill me o

Hmm! Ok, now this is different for the flow I know. Funny and nice post tho, patiently waiting for the continuation.