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When We Don’t Know Crap… by Virick(m): 3:00am On Jul 15, 2013

Little girl on an airplane…….

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book…

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Re: When We Don’t Know Crap… by Nobody: 6:09am On Jul 15, 2013
Yawn.....joke has been remixed against so many people....atheists, lawyers, politicians....



abeg try harder
Re: When We Don’t Know Crap… by manmustwac(m): 7:57am On Jul 15, 2013
This should be in the jokes section
Re: When We Don’t Know Crap… by Virick(m): 3:27am On Jul 26, 2013
Logicboy03: Yawn.....joke has been remixed against so many people....atheists, lawyers, politicians....



abeg try harder

manmustwac: This should be in the jokes section

Actually, i don't think there is anything funny about it. Either i have a dry sense of humour or the point of it is lost to u. Broaden the range of concerns and you'll see that this applies equally to most facets of life's living.

By the way, i think it's very funny how i am only just being allowed to reply to this thread. It as if i was locked out of it as the reply link simply disappeared on me. I just came in today to see that i am now miraculously 'allowed' to post in my thread. What a 'miracle'.

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