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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by 9iceboi(m): 8:27pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Remebering the slaps makes me cry...  |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Gudiza(m): 8:38pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
.....And then my dad's car pulls up beside me as I strolled down the road. As I opened my mouth to say "good...", GBOOOSAAA! A hot slap landed on my cheeks. I saw stars in the bright afternoon skies. "Get in the car" he yelled at me...... Dayumm! So your Dad pulls up beside u like a Gangster from 'Boyz In Da Hood', b4 u can say SNOOP DOG.GY DOGG , tosses u a couple of slaps like he's squeezing da trigger till it runs empty, and then assaults you on the outside from the inside of his peugoet 504 like he's doing a drive-by. ... he's a Boss 4 sure, has he peradventure been to Down Town LA?  |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by yamunla(m): 8:39pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Na my papa slap dem dey call EVERYTHING NA DOUBLE-DOUBLE..if he slap u,na double u go dey see thru-out dat day..even if dem serve u food,na double food u go dey see but na one u go chop.. 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by SpicyMimi(f): 8:46pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
blank: He never ever slapped me so I don't know.same here...my mum did the slapping, beating, kicking, hitting and many more, and am glad she did. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by okejibaba: 8:55pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by alukstea(m): 8:56pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Rejuvenating. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by KMB: 9:01pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Rhemmymatician(m): 9:11pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Amusaopeyemi: My dad has neva touched me before but m my mummy's regular customer probably because me sef alwz act lyk a goatSmh4u.....$eanwhile I'm still waiting for you o |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by babsadewa(m): 9:13pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by phransix147(m): 9:29pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Deafening! |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Karevwite: 9:32pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by jephiano: 9:42pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Thanks for sharing guys! I've really been laughing my butts off. Well my dad died when i was 3 and my mum was more into canes and really inventive punishments, not slaps. But i wont forget the slap i got during my sec. School days. My mum asked me to go collect debt owed by some of her customers. After collecting the dough, i had to trek back some distance. We had bible study to attend that evening so i trekked at a faster pace. I noticed a Mad man on the side of the road so i quickened my steps a little. All of a sudden the mad man accelerated towards me and before i could say 'Jack Sparrow', the mad man burn me slap!! Omo whether i reach ground or not sef i still no know till date but all i know was that the brain reset message i got was:'guy, cross to the other side immediately!!' till today i cant remember how i got to the other side of that wide road. I just thank God it was those days that the traffic in PortHarcourt was minimal. 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Lovelyboy007: 9:50pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by ajayioluwatobi(m): 10:04pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nuezha(m): 10:21pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
DODGED. "emi ekun!" |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
my neva slapped any of his children |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by levelszik(m): 10:37pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by babsomotde(m): 10:48pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Peaceful |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:55pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
U sure would need two bottles of Maltina and a tin of milk afterwards. Received one too many if I recollect |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by polosky: 11:06pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Fhemmmy: 11:06pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Debbielicious1(f): 11:24pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Fhemmmy: 11:27pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
babsomotde: Peaceful Peaceful slap, is that in existence? |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by fyneboi79(m): 11:35pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Fhemmmy: 11:39pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
fyneboi79: Reconfiguration!!!! This thread is full of humor . . . |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Goldie20: 11:53pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Hahahahahaha damn y'all Are funny can't stop lmao |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Expsbterror(m): 12:19am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Dad Neva slapped or laid his hands on mi,except when he wanted to cuddle, but guys his loud thunderous one-scream-scold was so so bad it sent ur body into dat chemistry...leading to a biological product (hot_urination).. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by jhidey08(m): 12:47am On Jul 17, 2013 |
laughterclub: DAD IS NOT TYSON OR BRUCE LEE, HE NEVER SLAP OR BEAT US. WHY SHOULD HUMAN SLAP HUMAN?direct ur question 2 google. If ur parent neva touch or slap u dah means u didn't grow up 2geda or u're spoilt children. Liar! |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by DoctorMcgruff: 12:49am On Jul 17, 2013 |
Death |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by lemmings(m): 2:00am On Jul 17, 2013 |
teleporting... Cos when he slaps.. I have a flash of how i raced to my mums ovum(egg) and fertalized it after he shot me out frm his pipe. I guess his slap was a way of saying 'don't forget who made you to be'...  He normally followed the first slap with a second..  I guess for emphasis. 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by ciphoenix: 2:04am On Jul 17, 2013 |
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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by addicted268(f): 5:40am On Jul 17, 2013 |
2legit2qwt: I don't remember my dad ever slapping me but my Mom eh!Same here!my dad never raised a finger,let alone a palm.but mama slap?hmm,I will comment on that one when there is a thread for it!I love her so much though!!sweet mama The irony is that we feared my dad's wrath more than my mum's whip.not really wrath per say,but hearing his deep voice thundering "my friend will you stop that!!!" Usually got d offender crying!then he has this deep frown bringing his eyebrows together(When he's pissed off,your name turns to "my friend" ) I love him too!! |
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