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Lol by Jeovy(m): 8:12am On May 23, 2008 |
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom? 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?' 'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. 'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up 'Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 'Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. 'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. 'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. 'Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it. 'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was, God I miss him. 'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'. 'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why? ' 'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.' |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 1:31pm On May 24, 2008 |
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