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Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 4:48pm On May 23, 2008
@ Rampant and Xerxes . .

Ti mo ba mu eyin meji

Abeg . . share some love no fights angry
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 4:49pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

@ Rampant and Xerxes . .

Ti mo ba mu eyin meji

Abeg . . share some love no fights angry
ok maybe you'll understand it this way. . .it's like saying busta and snadstorm/idupaul is in love
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Xerxes1(m): 4:50pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

@ Rampant and Xerxes . .

Ti mo ba mu eyin meji

Abeg . . share some love no fights angry

Don't make me rip the pact wink wink wink wink
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 4:52pm On May 23, 2008
*yawn* bla bla grin grin
Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 4:52pm On May 23, 2008
RampantT:

ok maybe you'll understand it this way. . .it's like saying busta and snadstorm/idupaul is in love

where them dey
those 2 jerks angry

Xerxes.:

Don't make me rip the pact wink wink wink wink
na lie,
u no fit tongue
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 4:54pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

where them dey
those 2 jerks angry
looking for your two lovers?
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 4:55pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

@ Rampant and Xerxes . .

Ti mo ba mu eyin meji

Abeg . . share some love no fights angry

Beleive me those two don`t need to share no Love, all they need is to help themselves to some pieces of this fried pork i`m savouring this moment.

For Pete`s sake let someone help the poster, i would but my fried pork is better enjoyed,hot. grin
Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 4:56pm On May 23, 2008
RampantT:

looking for your two lovers?

Sweetie,
no need trynna turn the table around.
Wat i have with them is bitter hatred
but u and Xerxes is "Bitter Love" . . its gets sweeter than the minute cool
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Xerxes1(m): 4:56pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

where them dey
those 2 jerks angry
na lie,
u no fit tongue

I can but i won't . . . . .
Dont wanna break me baby momma's heart.

Anyways, whatz poppin?
Whatz with the yoruba language?
Re: Help My Boyfriend by graffiti: 4:57pm On May 23, 2008
Chei,
See thread"hijackers" shocked shocked shocked
Why don't you move your a-lovey-doveying to a chat zone and render the poster some help grin
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 4:57pm On May 23, 2008
Busta, you and I know that Most of this NL men are bunch of boys (the truth hurts).
I have a man in mind, thank you very much

Raimond:

For Pete`s sake let someone help the poster, i would but my fried pork is better enjoyed,hot.[/color][/b] grin
You're cracking me up today, keep it up.
bTw, pork kills grin so dnt drop dead there o
Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 4:58pm On May 23, 2008
Raimond:

Beleive me those two don`t need to share no Love, all they need is to help themselves to some pieces of this fried pork i`m savouring this moment.

For Pete`s sake let someone help the poster, i would but my fried pork is better enjoyed,hot. grin
better no choke with them BBQ pork oh?
where u buy am sef? chinese resturant?

u sef help the poster na

Xerxes.:

I can but i won't . . . . .
Dont want to break me baby momma's heart.

Anyways, whatz poppin?
Whatz with the yoruba language?

sweetie . . I be yoruba na.
Am at work . . how u doin?

make rampant no catch me before she go say i wan steal her man embarassed
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 5:00pm On May 23, 2008
*sigh* Busta, Jackal is with someone else, a NLer. . .does that alleviate your mind now?

so plz, can you ppl kindly stop?

The man is a joke. . .his post just crack me up with its kulikuli mentality grin grin grin
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:01pm On May 23, 2008
RampantT:

Busta, you and I know that Most of this Nairaland men are bunch of boys (the truth hurts).
I have a man in mind, thank you very much
You're cracking me up today, keep it up.
bTw, pork kills grin so dnt drop dead there o

PORK KILLS embarassed better ask for the NAFDAC number
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Xerxes1(m): 5:02pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:


sweetie . . I be yoruba na.
Am at work . . how u doin?

make rampant no catch me before she go say i wan steal her man embarassed

I am not Rampant's man . . . .
She must be with someone else, she falls in love after 3 days of meeting a bloke!!!
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 5:03pm On May 23, 2008
Raimond:

PORK KILLS embarassed better ask for the NAFDAC number
LOL!! I can give you another number though grin cheesy

D-Reloaded, what's your number?




Xerxes.:

I am not Rampant's man . . . .
She must be with someone else, she falls in love after 3 days of meeting a bloke!!!
Oh yes. . .you would know wink
You're hilarious jare. . .keep it up
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:05pm On May 23, 2008
Hmmm, i`m done with my pork chops,but the sad part is that i can`t help the poster because if indeed pork kills, and with the quantity i ate--JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 5:05pm On May 23, 2008
Raimond:

Hmmm, i`m done with my pork chops,but the sad part is that i can`t help the poster because if indeed pork kills, and with the quantity i ate--JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry
LMAO!!!
Yeye man grin cheesy
Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 5:09pm On May 23, 2008
RampantT:

*sigh* Busta, Jackal is with someone else, a NLer. . .does that alleviate your mind now?

so plz, can you people kindly stop?

The man is a joke. . .his post just crack me up with its kulikuli mentality grin grin grin

Who be the chick abeg?
Re: Help My Boyfriend by TheSly: 5:09pm On May 23, 2008
I want help from u all i want to stop sex wit my fience what can i do.because i hav told him he told me that he can stop it wil hav been datin 4 4yr now i lov him
Iight its a simple thing. . . .Get a dry pepper and put some in your. . .*censored*
Just holla at him when that has been done. . . . . .
Give it to him and i tell ya. . .he is Gonna scratch his *censored* from that very moment till eternity. . . . . wink
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 5:11pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

Who be the chick abeg?
Islander na. . it's no big secret. . .
Lol!! I'm not a home wrecker abeg smiley

The Sly:

Iight its a simple thing. . . .Get a dry pepper and put some in your. . .*censored*
Just holla at him when that has been done. . . . . .
Give it to him and i tell ya. . .he is Gonna scratch his *censored* from that very moment till eternity. . . . . wink
lmao!!

this thread is killing me today
Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 5:16pm On May 23, 2008
The Sly:

Iight its a simple thing. . . .Get a dry pepper and put some in your. . .*censored*
Just holla at him when that has been done. . . . . .
Give it to him and i tell ya. . .he is Gonna scratch his *censored* from that very moment till eternity. . . . . wink

SLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Who gave u permission to come online.
You bera get back to washing those undies before i break ya head! angry
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:18pm On May 23, 2008
@POSTER

I just realised sth.All u need to do is serve him with some fried pork and his Libido will be taken to the cleaners for six months.

What!!! fried pork,no libido for six months---Cheeiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked cry undecided sad
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:20pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

SLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You gave u permission to go online.
You bera get back to washing those undies before i break ya head! angry

Am i missing something here??!! wink grin
Re: Help My Boyfriend by TheSly: 5:22pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

SLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You gave u permission to go online.
You bera get back to washing those undies before i break ya head! angry
Wake up! cheesy. . . .
Me think u r still sleeping. . . Undies ko. . .Toppers ni. . . .
Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 5:25pm On May 23, 2008
Raimond:

Am i missing something here??!! wink grin
u are missing plenty.
He is my domestic husband na tongue

The Sly:

Wake up! cheesy. . . .
Me think you're still sleeping. . . Undies ko. . .Toppers ni. . . .

ok , the panties are clean?
let me know when u are done with the toppers . . ok? tongue
Re: Help My Boyfriend by TheSly: 5:32pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

u are missing plenty.
He is my domestic husband na tongue
Be it domestic husband or farm husband. . . .A husband is always a husband!. . . tongue


buzyDiva:


ok , the undies are clean?
let me know when u are done with the toppers . . ok? tongue
The Freezer is Kinda empty . . . .How many of them Chelsea did u drink?. . huh? cheesy
Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 5:33pm On May 23, 2008
The Sly:

Be it domestic husband or farm husband. . . .A husband is always a husband!. . . tongue

The Freezer is Kinda empty . . . .How many of them Chelsea did u drink?. . huh? cheesy

that is none of your business how many I drank
Just hurry to the store and replace them quickly.
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Xerxes1(m): 5:36pm On May 23, 2008
buzyDiva:

that is none of your business how many I drank
Just hurry to the store and replace them quickly.

It appears u boss this relationship.
I am wondering if u boss the bedroom too. . . . .
Do u get to cuff THE SLY and whup his bare behind too? tongue tongue tongue
Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:43pm On May 23, 2008
The Sly:

Be it domestic husband or farm husband. . . .A husband is always a husband!. . . tongue

The Freezer is Kinda empty . . . .How many of them Chelsea did u drink?. . huh? cheesy

Just another way of telling us that Chelsea`s trophy cabinet is empty grin
Re: Help My Boyfriend by RampantT(f): 5:44pm On May 23, 2008
Raimond:

[color=#770077]Just another way of telling us that Chelsea trophy cabinet is empty grin[/color]
hehehhehehe. . . . grin cheesy
Re: Help My Boyfriend by buzyDiva(f): 5:45pm On May 23, 2008
Xerxes.:

It appears u boss this relationship.
I am wondering if u boss the bedroom too. . . . .
Do u get to cuff THE SLY and whup his bare behind too? tongue tongue tongue

that is gon be too much info for u hun!! tongue
Ask SLY . . . e no get no say cos he's neva been there yet
what do u think he's been washing all the dishes and undies for?

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