I HAMMERED MY GIRLFRIEND'S SISTER BY MISTAKE, SHE IS THOUGH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN MY GIRLFRIEND BUT I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND,
NOW THE SISTER IS PREGNANT FOR ME, WETIN MAKE I DO NOW?I AM CONFUSED,

buahahahahahahahahahahaha chai nairaland una no go kill me here


NOW THE SISTER IS PREGNANT FOR ME, WETIN MAKE I DO NOW?
hammer her again,make d pikin wey dey inside turn to quadruplets,and enjoy d ectasy

BUT I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND,

you love your girlfriend and u hummer jeep her sister u no well



_{even though i doubt your story}

u hammered ur girlfriend's sister? were u on blindfolds?

na wa oh dis is serious

jascobee:  U R 1 funny dude.   . one of the funniest subject heading i have seen. Could you explain how hammering her was a mistake. Were you drunk? is she the splitting image of your fianceé?

by mistake nko by mistake ni
wateva u sow u shall reap
well now that u got a baby comin CONGRATULATIONS.

Please don't tell me one thing led to another. There are just some things you do not do, and this is one of them.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Why not try her mum, her friends etc, na u dey reign.

Tell us exactly how it happened or else, U na no go kill person for Nairaland

Person dey do mistake bang babe ?

@big father

person dey do mistake ooo, if a guy is dead drunk him fit even bang a 3 year old pikin,him no go know

Lord have mercy.

Before you went and dipped your wick in oil

wey smell nice, did you consult us? You enjoy the whole,

thing lick mouth.  Now you dey cry come nairaland.

Bros na you make your bed, so kukuma go lie down on top of am.

jennykadry:

@big father

person dey do mistake ooo, if a guy is dead drunk him fit even bang a 3 year old pikin,him no go know

Alcohol is not an excuse for doing bad thing o ! Na the thing wey the guy been don dey nurse for mind be that. No be mistake,why the alcohol nor make the guy go do mistake bang mad woman?

@bigfather

some people no fit control theirself if them don maya(drink to stupor)no be everybody fit control himself,take for instance e get story wey i hear,there was this family in lagos,happy family oooo,d man and d wife get 3 pikins 2 girls and one boy,d last girl still be pikin so when their parents they travel them carry that one go,leaving behind d remaining two,anyway after a week and some days,d guy go wan club wey them dey call old english for festac and was dead drunk,so when his friends dropped him off,d sister open door for am,immediately he saw he begin call her another girl name,d girl just leave am because she know say him dey drunk,make d girl lock door now,na so d brother grab am,right for floor bang d babe,now this is a life story that happened in lagos(or so i heard) no be some of them fit control theirself abeg

@jasky,

welcome to the fatherhood hall of fame!, ONIRANU

wat a mistake!!!!!!!!!!!
do tell,how many mistakes resulted in that pregnancy.
cos if it was just once then it must haxe been one helluva STRONG mistake

Tales by moonlight

@Esss

God bless u my brother,poster na ko'akuko ebea,akuko ya bu asi

First tin na hammer
What a disgusting thing to do.

thunder fire your dick, how can you say its a mistake?

1. Tales from Nollywood
2. How was it amistake?
3. Since when did shaggin now called Hammering.
4. Ur girlfriend does not deserve u . . hope she leaves u
5. The Sister is pregnant for . . marry her . . obviously, u been lusting after her.

hmmmm. . .

dis tin remind me of one song wey Blacky sing all dem yonder years. . .make I remix am. . .

[center]^{singing and whistling. . .}[/center]

[center]Jasky,
she have a bang belly,
Doctor,
says you are the Daddy[/center]

so funny. . ._{next thread please}

so what should we do, no be we say make you go from frying pan to fire, abi we follow you enjoy the thing when you been dey do am, if we not follow you so wetin come consine us for your wahala, cuz if you are stupid enough to sleep with your gf's sister with your eyes open then you should open your eyes and deal with your issues.

Oh My God, You sad man. Well, if you think your gf's sister is much beautiful, than I dont think you actually really love your gf dude.

@ Poster
i think u r a bagger. Whats the mistake there, did u slip an

hahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahah, chei this na laffing matter.were u under the influence of some demon or the holy ghost.make una get the pickin,if na boy,call am Jesus if na girl Jesusess

fynne boy:

hahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahah, chei this na laffing matter.were u under the influence of some demon or the holy ghost.make una get the pickin,if na boy,call am Jesus if na girl Jesusess

What's all these?

Say yu are sorry, then go ahead and marry yur baby mother. Afterall, anything can happen, saywhatsaywhat !

Sorry o poster, but have yu told the other parties involved? i,e. yur supposed girlfriend, their folks, etc. Abi na here yu first launch the good news?

may your pe nis never see the light of the day anymore, twisted, jagged, and turned upside down - may your pe nis turn to snake, may u never use it to pee again - may your penis become a leg - may your pe nis decide to do a runner from your body - may your penis go inside your stomach and come out from your mouth - if you hate the poster - please say Amen to these prayers.