A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf ,
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right
through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course!

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
lousy drive is going to cost us."

So, the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that
broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You
see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said.
He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a
year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it. It's the least I can do.
And, I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And, your homes will always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And, now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?"

Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune and all those houses, what do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind; but, what about
you, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for
you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. After about three hours of non-stop
sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,
"How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding," he said, "Thirty-five-years-old and both of you still
believe in genies?

You got me!

Shuo a free styling genie? Haba ! the husby is sure going to und!ck the fake genie !
nice one
Cheers

, IF I SAY U HAD ME, that will be an understatement cos you had me rolling on the floor.

that was pretty good. nice work