Patrick Obahiagbon's facebook page was showered with comments and views early diz morning when he posted another undiluted and incomprehensible statement about d mien rocking Rivers state, Amaechi, Goodluck and Patience. It goes thus:

Is the malodorous excrescence in Rivers state,cascadingly oozing out from erebus Dame,all about the satiation of a megalomaniacal presidential termagant? Let someone please assist me in whispering to the Dame that Alagamus Paret,Ai Ai Num,Ai Ai Num Cest Daret,Opotere Alagamus....
Somebody should please explain what he meant.
https://m.facebook.com/patrick.obahiagbon.3 (UC Browser Cloud)

Bros Pato, wen u go stop to the take dis ur alomo?

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Jus hope PEJ can digest this

coolestboy: Patrick Obahiagbon's facebook page was showered with comments and views early diz morning when he posted another undiluted and incomprehensible statement about d mien rocking Rivers state, Amaechi, Goodluck and Patience. It goes thus:

Is the malodorous excrescence in Rivers state,cascadingly oozing out from erebus Dame,all about the satiation of a megalomaniacal presidential termagant? Let someone please assist me in whispering to the Dame that Alagamus Paret,Ai Ai Num,Ai Ai Num Cest Daret,Opotere Alagamus....
Somebody should please explain what he meant.
https://m.facebook.com/patrick.obahiagbon.3 (UC Browser Cloud)

tym bomb

I bet my woropon that she can't read it not to talk of understanding.

Somebody should please interprete this in english.

Is the malodorous excrescence
in Rivers state,cascadingly
oozing out from erebus
Dame,all about the satiation of
a megalomaniacal presidential
termagant? Let someone
please assist me in whispering
to the Dame that Alagamus
Paret,Ai Ai Num,Ai Ai Num Cest
Daret,Opotere Alagamus....
Somebody should please
explain what he meant.

the summary of everything is:
concerning the bad situation in river state, Dame Patience Jonathan's english is the cause. Like he once said while trying to support soyinka.

maryjames9: Somebody should please interprete this in english.

Is diz french?

Tolexander: the summary of everything is:
concerning the bad situation in river state, Dame Patience Jonathan's english is the cause. Like he once said while trying to support soyinka.

Ao did u know this? Av u bin to spanish school before?

I doff ma hat for Sire Patrick, my literary role model.

donem: I doff ma hat for Sire Patrick, my literary role model.

u must be suffering from the same mental disorder!

A part of me says this was written in akwa ibom, and another part suggests it's raw togolese..Can anybody from those 2 places try and shed more light on what the honorable is trying to say?

honestly...i was beginning to understand his statement till i saw d last part...whisper to Dame what?...I givvup!!

coolestboy:
Ao did u know this? Av u bin to spanish school before?

no be spanish o, na latin!

donem: I doff ma hat for Sire Patrick, my literary role model.

aanu e n se mi!
You go fail like a red pen filled report card if you make this man your role model, writing like him.

Gawd, wen'll i finish searching for dis grammer.