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| Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by hidenconyo(m): 3:33pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
1. When you dump a Girl from OGUN she will make a scene for you. 2. When you dump a girl from CALABAR she will beat you up and force you to love her again whether you want to or not. 3. When you dump an ABUJA girl, she will cry day and night. 4. When you dump a girl from BENIN she will bewitch you and you will wake up with your balls on your face. 5. When you dump an ENUGU girl, she will try to make up to you and ask you to kindly give her another chance. 6. When you dump a girl from IMO expecially an Owerri girl , she won't even notice. She will be easy removing her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes. 7. When you dump a girl from WARRI she will turn her bedroomed into a brewery and drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out. 8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she will sleep around with all your friends. 9. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will be invited to her wedding. 10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if you dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your step-mother. 11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will report you to her dad in the army and you will marry her at gun-point. 12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM she will sleep with your grand-father and become your other grandmother. Guys beware!!! 3 Likes |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by Fhemmmy: 3:37pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Lol |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by write2obi(m): 3:40pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Anambra, LMAO! |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by youngice(m): 3:43pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
guy u dey mad lwkmd |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by Enegod(m): 4:23pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
no wonder she is now my step mother..porting to Enugu girls |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by angelTI(f): 6:46pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
OP, where did u copy this 'concotion' from? It was supposed to be funny to me but...... |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by 190: 6:50pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
stale gist  |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by Beync(f): 8:05pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
I love ph girls |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by Oildichotomy(m): 10:41pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Funny cos i did mutter a chuckle. Date a Zamfara girl and what happens? Lagos girls sha don suffer....prostitute abi na nympho ish.. |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by Speakdatruth: 11:19pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Enegod: no wonder she is now my step mother..porting to Enugu girlslol |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jul 25, 2013 |
Hehe  |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by Nobody: 1:20am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Since when girls refuse wey dem dey dump? |
| Re: Fact About Nigerian Girls & Breakups by Nobody: 1:58am On Jul 26, 2013 |
Am forcing myself to laff,walai. |
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