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Email Complications by feelgood(m): 9:25am On May 26, 2006 |
I used to work for a multimillion dollar consulting firm doing desktop support. The gentleman who was in charge of several large government contracts decided he needed to send a letter via e-mail and wanted to know how to do so. Easy enough I suppose, until he happily handed me his letter on a sheet of paper crumpled up into a ball. "That is the letter I want to send," he said. "Can't you stuff it into the floppy drive and send it"? My boss never could get the hang of e-mail. He only used e-mail for one thing: sending weekly messages to his daughter, an English instructor in Saipan. We will call her Mary Smith, but that was not her name. Her address was simple enough, but every week he would call me over to the computer with another problem. Boss: "It's gone! The e-mail I just spent an hour typing is gone!" Me: "What happened"? Boss: "I clicked 'Send,' and it just disappeared!" Me: "It's in your outbox, because you told the computer to 'Send' it." Boss: "Oh." This happened almost every week. Either that or: Boss: "It won't let me send this message." Me: "You need to type her exact e-mail address, not just 'Mary Smith' in the To: field." Boss: "Well, how many Mary Smiths could there be in Saipan"? Or: Boss: "I send e-mail every week, they ought to know who it goes to by now!" Or: Boss: "I thought computers were supposed to be smart!" |
Re: Email Complications by kajad(m): 11:11am On May 26, 2006 |
Smart indeed! |
Re: Email Complications by baby4u2(f): 9:11pm On May 26, 2006 |
that ur boss nah wah oh. pretty challenged in the computer processing area of his brain |
Re: Email Complications by mukina2: 9:37pm On May 26, 2006 |
hmmmmmmmmm |
Re: Email Complications by diddy4(m): 3:09pm On May 27, 2006 |
wonder how he became the boss. |
Re: Email Complications by GeeCee(m): 6:52pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
Dumb boss |
Re: Email Complications by Recoverd(f): 7:53pm On Jul 20, 2009 |
:-x |
Re: Email Complications by tytylayor: 7:02am On Jul 21, 2009 |
GeeCee: like geecee |
Re: Email Complications by blissieng(f): 9:17am On Jul 21, 2009 |
mUkaiLA! |
Re: Email Complications by clemcykul(f): 9:51am On Jul 21, 2009 |
u don dey fall in love be that |
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