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Brilliant Lawyer Vs Dumb Chick by aliakibu(m): 10:37pm On May 28, 2008 |
BRILLIANT LAWYER VS DUMB CHICK A beautiful chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the girl wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the chick could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the lady reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the girl handed him $5. The chick then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?” The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the girl $50.00 The chick put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the chick handed him $5. What'd You Think? for more jokes goto www.jokesng..com |
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