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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Yazmin: 5:31am On Aug 05, 2013
clemzy05: Really like seriously... owning a car does not make you a better person angry... It's your personality and mentality undecided

Dont u guys understand some simple unwinding jokes...goshhhh!
Loosen up dudes, the entire post and thread's meant to be some kinda hilarious stuff!

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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by ikennahill: 5:45am On Aug 05, 2013
Ikenna351: Op,

Plagiarism is a serious offence which the forum doesnt allow. Dont copy another man's work and pretend its yours. Its a serious legal matter. It will get you a long ban next time.

Moderator.

Good.i like this,let sanitize our system.Moderator hi-five for u on this
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 6:03am On Aug 05, 2013
Revolva: Always make sure you curse...people..who try to overtake you..stupid old man iya la iia and yeye woman...no be ashewo...u do take buy moto....lol.cos in lagos if u never curse before and you are a car owner you are the world greatest liar
Me I don't curse except to call kabu kabu drivers oko ashewo tongue
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Koolmexxi(m): 6:06am On Aug 05, 2013
Some of d guys here are jus dumb daz all. Don't u understand humour wen u read one?? Some dey even try form ontop only to end up sounding like uptight morons.. Nyc one O.P, copied or not atleast u found it and we were all able to relate to it..
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 6:07am On Aug 05, 2013
dvdon: While driving, a fine lady may flag you for a hike which u may respond, or gentleman may flag you in which u will ignore. wink
It works vice versa too. wink
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by chidibond(m): 6:42am On Aug 05, 2013
kingschild123: Please owning a car does not mean disobeying traffic rules and regulations
some people are just plain sad and can't understand sarcasm. SMH

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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Linoversace: 6:46am On Aug 05, 2013
Koolmexxi: Some of d guys here are jus dumb daz all. Don't u understand humour wen u read one?? Some dey even try form ontop only to end up sounding like uptight morons.. Nyc one O.P, copied or not atleast u found it and we were all able to relate to it..

Exactly!
Whether copied or not.It has served a purpose.I'll give him the benefit of doubt that forgot to post the link! cool
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by JideTheBlogger(m): 6:48am On Aug 05, 2013
Koolmexxi: Some of d guys here are jus dumb daz all. Don't u understand humour wen u read one?? Some dey even try form ontop only to end up sounding like uptight morons.. Nyc one O.P, copied or not atleast u found it and we were all able to relate to it..
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Riskymallam: 6:56am On Aug 05, 2013
*Yikes* So on-point
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by 3ace(m): 6:57am On Aug 05, 2013
chess guru:
Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you! angry
This part got me laughing.grin
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by cj1080(m): 6:58am On Aug 05, 2013
When I be driving by, I be like.

Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Adanyebe(m): 7:11am On Aug 05, 2013
Driving home late át nyt @ 12:00Am @ d same time blowing Up ür car sterio wit collectionz of naija hit banging dancehalls ********* limpopo and touching body by J.martins......just 2 anoy ur neigbours..****congrat e no easy***
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by YvonneDiamond(f): 7:11am On Aug 05, 2013
cheesy cheesy......u can only see such in Nigeria.
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by hrhobi1(m): 7:15am On Aug 05, 2013
Yvonne Diamond: cheesy cheesy......u can only see such in Nigeria.
. Yes dats y its on Nairaland for Nigerians. Where are u from ? Babylon I guess.

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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 7:29am On Aug 05, 2013
U SEE DRS (especially d new drs wth thr fst car) AND NON DRS HANGING STETHSOCOPE IN THR CARS TO EVADE CHECK POINTS...
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by tosine25: 7:41am On Aug 05, 2013
observing Zebra crossings.
Those whites lines are there to beautify the
road grin grin

Even FRSC officials dey always speed pass Zebra crossings

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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Smooyis(m): 7:42am On Aug 05, 2013
Hanging Lagos state official rope inside the car mirror, and putting FRSC, police, navy, NBA, etc stickers all in a bid to avoid arrest.
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Jccy(f): 7:51am On Aug 05, 2013
Wahala,,my dad would say,,dnt rest on my CAR, dnt stain my seat,clean ur legs be4 enterin,, na Plane

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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Jccy(f): 7:53am On Aug 05, 2013
I dnt nid any reply oh, i was jst sayn my mind,
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 7:59am On Aug 05, 2013
Į̸̸̨ƭ all still boils down τ̲̅ȍ the type of car you are driving.grin Although I don't see anything spectacular about owning a car in Lagos. And also depends when you started driving.I started driving at 16(papas car)had my first at 25,now I'm over 30 and I tell you I feel so exited when I trek. grin

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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by tellwisdom: 8:00am On Aug 05, 2013
No, i hit people randomly....Its fun wink wink
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by tosine25: 8:08am On Aug 05, 2013
Jccy: I dnt nid any reply oh, i was jst sayn my mind,


grin grin .... No be small matter o.... But if Na me carry u for my car, I no go won complain
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by tosine25: 8:11am On Aug 05, 2013
tellwisdom: No, i hit people randomly....Its fun wink wink



Badoo! fun abi? No forget say one day, one day, person go use u catch fun too. So u can experience da fun wey person car hit dey get.. E go suit ya body grin grin

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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by MrAboki: 8:29am On Aug 05, 2013
chess guru: But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities!
The driving attitude here is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ plane sick. My mum came 2 ph for the 1st time said ph driving reminded her of driving in lagos in 1990's. angry
Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you! angry
Don't even let me start with the one way some foooools do along that dilapidated narrow rumuodara to rumuokoro road!
Or the bus drivers that don't feel that pedestrians deserve to be trekking since they will convert the side walk to their express road!
Then there is the double parking or the taxi drivers that feel they can "match" break in full motion @ any point of the road to collect passengers. The fact that every single spot in ph (except aba road) is a bustop doesn't help matters.
Or the mofos that can cut their engine in a narrow street, leave their car and go out to buy meat (saw that nonsense this morning on my way to church) while all other cars behind him need to maneuver around his car J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to get by.
The list is endless angry
Port-HI-court I hail!!!!
The most over hyped town in Nigeria tongue


Port-Harcourt driving is truly horrible..

1. Port-Harcourt drivers still drive against traffic...
2. Their is no such thing as Zebra crossing.
3. No such thing as driver cortesy (Such as allowing a driver enter in front of you or taking turns where a 2-lane road merges into one).
4. When their is a traffic jam in PH, they drive on the opposite side of the road.
5. Sirened vehicles always have right-of-way.
6. Everywhere na bustop o!! Even on the fast lane of an expressway, a bus can pick and drop off passengers..
7. Dont bleeps with the Keke Napep. (Period)!!
8. In order for you to legally break the traffic laws in Port-Harcourt and go scott free, just get yourself a Mopol.
9. 'Green plates' such as 'RSGH', 'RVSJ', 'RSHA', 'SPY', 'Peace Ambassador' and even OGFZA sef are bosses.

Sadly, Rivers States version of LASTMA which is TIMARIV are utterly useless..
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 8:35am On Aug 05, 2013
If u head to a function wit ur car, in the midst of the function, u drive straight inside the gathering to create a scene so everyone can notice ur arrival when u finally alight wit ur heavily but foolishly starched clothes.

Drive it to ur fiancee's place the 1st time u r to meet her parents, even if u r a worwor nigga and the car in reality is not urs, but be sure d fiancee is given to u wit speed and wholeheartedly by the parent.

Then disassociate urself from ur old paddys who are still trekking even if ur car worth N45k once u have ur own.

Dont fix ur exhaust in order, then in the traffic, fire the engine as much as u can to 'bless' those behind you wit thick smokes.
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Btruth: 8:41am On Aug 05, 2013
......... dangling the car key everywhere you goes, just to establish that you are beetle car owner. Even going to the bathroom & toilet, you have to hold the keys for people to see......lol

Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Jccy(f): 8:46am On Aug 05, 2013
tosine25:


grin grin .... No be small matter o.... But if Na me carry u for my car, I no go won complain
axin?
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Jccy(f): 8:51am On Aug 05, 2013
tosine25:


grin grin .... No be small matter o.... But if Na me carry u for my car, I no go won complain
Axin?
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Jccy(f): 8:54am On Aug 05, 2013
tosine25:


grin grin .... No be small matter o.... But if Na me carry u for my car, I no go won complain
Ahmm
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Jccy(f): 8:55am On Aug 05, 2013
tosine25:


grin grin .... No be small matter o.... But if Na me carry u for my car, I no go won complain
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by ikechemez(m): 8:59am On Aug 05, 2013
Chei,wen a car owner ask friends to collabo fuel money to attend a ceremony u conderm the idea now its your turn and I know u can single handedly fuel the car and die in silent
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 9:15am On Aug 05, 2013
He didn't quote a source and he got 60 likes angry

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