onitshaigbo: I pray that this person (likely a female from the handwriting) be smitten from the face of the earth by Almighty God. Amen.

Pancho01: I wil Laugh n laugh n laugh n laugh n laugh... Glance 1 more time on d paper, Luk around me whl laughin n tryin 2 catch me breath... Enter d car, keep laughin n laughin, den drive away....

idnoble135:
you mean nigerian police would really do that?

Decryptor: My car has what is known as AIIM (Advanced Interactive Intelligence Modulation ...it allows the car to communicate and talk to me. It also has an in-built survellance system that records everything around it and a Central Navigation System which allows the vehicle to switch to auto-pilot in case of emergency situations like when i'm tipsy, or tired while driving. The car is also fitted with a GPS which allow it to keep tabs of routes and road ways it and any other vehicle will and has plied.
So with all this on my vehicle, if such a thing happens, the car will just use it's auxillary camera and take a picture of the note and forward it to my Android phone (my phone has an app which is synchronised to the car) after reading the note, i will order it to chase the vehicle and it will use the GPS to locate the road the vehicle has taken on which after catching up with it, it will use what is known as Evasive Eletro-magnetic Impulse to disable the person's car engine as long as the victim's car ha a VIN board which will bring his car to a stop pending on when i arrive the location.

Decryptor:

My car has what is known as AIIM (Advanced Interactive Intelligence Modulation ...it allows the car to communicate and talk to me. It also has an in-built survellance system that records everything around it and a Central Navigation System which allows the vehicle to switch to auto-pilot in case of emergency situations like when i'm tipsy, or tired while driving. The car is also fitted with a GPS which allow it to keep tabs of routes and road ways it and any other vehicle will and has plied.
So with all this on my vehicle, if such a thing happens, the car will just use it's auxillary camera and take a picture of the note and forward it to my Android phone (my phone has an app which is synchronised to the car) after reading the note, i will order it to chase the vehicle and it will use the GPS to locate the road the vehicle has taken on which after catching up with it, it will use what is known as Evasive Eletro-magnetic Impulse to disable the person's car engine as long as the victim's car ha a VIN board which will bring his car to a stop pending on when i arrive the location.

dvdon: I will rewind tym n this tym be the witness just to beat d crap out of the fellow.

BrightCar:

ALL these in your car? LIAR!!

Caracta: Report to the Nigerian Police and have them check for matching thumb prints

Decryptor: WTF! You've never heard of the BMW Active Hybrid 2013

kawaodne: Don't be a learner. Take the note to the altar(you sure know what I mean). Supposedly its the one who dents the car that wrote the note with his/her hands, he/she must resurface to beg, confess and repair/fix.