nwabobo: No pictures?

I'm not sure if you would love to see the poop of some nairalanders. Some are colorless, while some are blue in color.

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As for em My poop is GOLD...all gold everythang

ekwerendi: pls how can I post to d front page...I mean an article to d front page...tnx

Just try and get a picture of the Royal baby's poo, and I can guarantee you a frontpage debut.

booqee: when i leave home to a strange place maybe to somewhere i've never been before, it usually takes several days b4 i poop. In d just concluded nysc camp, i didn't poop for a week and five days days. Weird huh?? Dats just me.

Same applies 2 me too boobsque . whenever i travel to a far place, i don't poop for more than a week. though heavens will let loose d day i decide to shiit. na so i go they open my eyez wide dey shout 4 toilet.
for the 3 weeks nysc camp, i only poop just thrice.

realsammie:

Same applies 2 me too boobsque . whenever i travel to a far place, i don't poop for more than a week. though heavens will let loose d day i decide to shiit. na so i go they open my eyez wide dey shout 4 toilet.
for the 3 weeks nysc camp, i only poop just thrice.

I was thinking of going to a hospital to complain about my poop. I can do without going to poop for a week and some days. People says am not normal especially if i visit a new environment.

eyenCalabar: TYPES OF POO POO
1) Ghost poo:
The kind of poo when you feel there’s poo coming out, but no poo in the toilet.

2) Clean poo: You kak it out, see the poo in the
toilet but nothing on the tissue.

3) Wet poo: After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped.

4) Second wave poo:
You’re done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more.

5) Pop a vein on the forehead poo:
You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are
having a stroke.

6) Gassy poo: So noisy everyone within earshot is giggling.

7) Drinkers poo:
It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet.

The I wish I could kak poo:
You wanna kak but all you do is sit on
the toilet and fart a few times and nothing
came.

9) Wet cheek poo:
It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks.

10) The dangling poo:
The one that refuses to leave the ass, you have to shake it off.

11) Oh shit poo:
The type you are in the middle of dropping big
one and you forgot to lock the toilet and
someone you have been forming for entered
without knocking and the poo disappeared.

12) Surprise poo:
This gives no signal, you’re about to fart but
BAAMMM! its poo!! Wait until this happen to you
in a public place you’ll know the importance of
early morning poo.

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ON POINT!!!

realsammie:

Same applies 2 me too boobsque . whenever i travel to a far place, i don't poop for more than a week. though heavens will let loose d day i decide to shiit. na so i go they open my eyez wide dey shout 4 toilet.
for the 3 weeks nysc camp, i only poop just thrice.

lol..same ere. When i eventually wan release the thing, i go dey shine eyes dey push like pregnant woman. Lolz