A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives
with a girl
roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't
help but notice how pretty his roommate
was.
She had long been suspicious of a
relationship
between the two, and this had only made
her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while
watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if
there was
more between him and his roommate than
met the
eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son
volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure
you,we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to
him
saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been
unable to find the silver plate. You don't
suppose
she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her,
just to
be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver
plate
from my house, I'm not saying that you
‘did not'
take the silver plate But the fact remains
that it has
been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
your son.
Several days later, he received an email
from his
Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with
your
roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do
not'
sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
found
the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Love, Mom.