A plane was abt to crash with 5
passengers on board and only 4
parachutes
The first passenger said,"i'm Lionel
Messi,the world number 1
footballer.FIFA needs me,i cant afford to die."So he took the first pack and
left the plane.
The second,Hilliary Clinton said,"i am
the wife of former US president.Im
the mst ambitious woman in the
world,i was also a NY senator,presently d state sec general
to US and a potential president of d
US."So she too grabbed a pack and
left the plane.
The third,Robert Mugabe said,"im the
president of Zimbabwe and i ve 13 million helpless ppl who always look
to me.Above all im the cleverest
president of Africa,and its ppl wil nt
let me die." So he put a pack on his
back and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth,Nelson Mandela,says to the fifth passenger,a 10-year old
Chinese schoolboy,"i'm old and have
lived a fruitful life,God will decide my
fate.So i'll let you have the last
parachute." The boy said,"it's
okay,there is a parachute for you too,Africa's cleverest president has
taken my school bag.

Doesn't make anyone laugh.