Foxy_Flow:

Now we are yarning!! ...

I use my etisalat SIM and my data expired since last night...

The etisalat number is in my signature... **covers face**

no qualms, hope ur bluetooth is on?

Fank God i don catch up wif una.started 4rm page 0 nw am here.

Foxy_Flow:

No way!!

I want one mammy water and na you be that!

meeeeeeee mermaid.of.life lol. Can you girls hear this guy :p......next update.pls! .............

Mermaid.of.life:


meeeeeeee mermaid.of.life lol. Can you girls hear this guy :p......next update.pls! .............

Yes... Oya, scope me before I continue!!

Foxy_Flow:

Yes... Oya, scope me before I continue!!

we have bad signal in the pacific ocean this evening.....manage this kiss first. Will make up with the real gift later... :*:*:xxxxxxx mmmmmmmmmmwah!

We drove home dejected. My mind was replaying the events we had encountered during our first missionary journey. All those days of doing agbero, straffing lanlord's daughter, escaping from soldiers and even the slap from the female soldier. All in all I had lost. The only gain I counted to myself was the endless straffing of landlord's daughter. Her moans and the way she wriggle and whine her spine on ma dcckk.

''E be like say Alhaji wan kill us''

Flow said as he negotiated the bend that led to Murtala Mohammed way popularly called MM way.

''If that man na my father eh... I for don poison am''

I said my own line of thoughts.

''You mumu o. You for ugly pass like this na''

Flow taunted me.

''I know but you for be my boy''

I answered him. He kept quiet as if thinking deeply. We had already gotten to the round-about, one road leads to Bank Road/Bello Road, one led to Yan-kura market while the one at our right led to Igbo road. Flow took the Igbo road.

''Wetin we dey go find for sabon gari na?''

I asked Flow.

''If person wan die, him gats flex first''

Came the reply.

''Na Abuja we dey go o. How death wan carry follow us go the capital city?''

I asked a stupid question.

''Death no go follow us. Na we go carry our hand call am.''

Flow spoke in parables.

''Na wa for you o. When you turn to Pete Edochie na? Better talk in plain English.''

I was beginning to lose my patience.

''If we carry coco enter private motor, you no know say soldiers dey get check point? And them even get sniffing dogs''

My eyes opened wide.

''Flow, carry us enter international hotel. Since na die we dey, make we use ashawo escort us.''

I said to him having been in thought for a long time.

*****************

''Barman... Serve everybody one one bottle''

I ordered as soon as we stepped into the bar side of International Hotel and Suites. Flow looked at me like I had smoked cow dung.

''Oga, you serious?''

One pot-bellied ogbuefi asked me.

''I look like I dey joke? If I drink, everybody must drink''

I shouted.

''Oga mennnn!!!''

Everybody started hailing me. Even Flow was flashing his teeth like a pig in heat period. The whole attention was on our table. Extra servers came and started sharing drinks to each table. Two big bottles of Udeme dropped on our table.

''Barman, give me pepper soup and give everybody else one plate of pepper soup''

I shouted as I took my third gulp directly from the bottle. Flow whose smile was wide turned into laughter. He patted me on the back.

''My main man!!!''

He screamed as two big plates of cow tail pepper soup landed on our table. Every other person received theirs too. I dived into the pepper soup and began munching meat and licking bones.

''Barman, bring me 2 more bottles of Udeme. Give every other person two bottles of wetin dem wan drink''

I ordered. The hall erupted with ovation. People stood up and were hailing and blowing whistle. Others went out and returned with their friends. The whole place was in a frenzy.

''Waiter, give me 2 bottles for the road and 2 bottles for everybody too..''

My head was already swooning. I was practically floating in the sky. Flow eyes remained gallant. It made me believe his full nickname. Flow1759. I pulled him closer.

''Flow, you sabi run?''

I asked. He looked at me, my eyes were almost shut but I could tell he was smiling. He knew I had signed our death sentence.

''Na me be Usain Bolt trainer''

He whispered back.

''No worry, go park car keep door open for me.''

I said to him codedly, clicking my tongues on the roof of my mouth. The training we had was still very much in me. The barman was standing with the bill. Flow stood up gently and walked out. The barman made no attempt to stop him as the bigger fish was still seated.

''Oga, see your bill''

He said in a thick igbo accent. Very businessman like. I collected it and looked at the figures. The highness vanished from my eyes immediately.

''455,000''

Was written boldly on the receipt he had already drafted. They were sure gonna lose enough money. I stood up gently and climbed my table. From my position, I saw Flow waiting with the car. The passenger door was open. I surveyed the hall to see that it had been filled to the brim. Awoof truly runs belle.

''Make everybody pay for wetin him drink.''

I shouted.

Silence fell in the hall. Now even a finger moved. I had gotten to the door before ducking a gulder bottle aimed at my head. People like flies chased me as I ran madly and jumped into the car.


To be continued by me!!

#lafin in swahili# swaswaswaswaswaswaswaswa, foxy u wan kil me o

Rotflmao chai, I am a learner.

Foxy u funny daku!

**wiggles multicolored fishtail** ~~ ~ ~ ~~hahahahahahahaha. Wooooooooooooooooohahahahaha

foxy ooooo...u no go kill person

Flow drove madly through Igbo road until we bursted out on Airport road and made our way to Alhaji's house.

''Attai, you wicked o''

Flow hailed me. We were drunk and remorse was really far away from our hearts.

''Na sense them dey call am''

I replied and we both laughed. It was already late when we got to Alhaji's house. We were both dead drunk but tried out best to maintain.

''Welcome boys.''

Alhaji greeted us. We were reeking of alcohol but he tried his best too not to notice.

''Where is the key to the Camry?''

He asked Flow with a smile. The man seemed to be smiling more these days. Flow grudgingly handed the key to him.

''Come with me''

He frowned and turned round while we followed him smiling sheepishly. We went straight to the car park to see a brand new Toyota Prado sitting amongst the other cars.

''This car contains the package. Be sure to deliver the car to the Honourable.''

He did not say anything more. He just passed the key to me. Like lightning, I opened the door and stepped into the car. Kicked it and reversed.

''One more thing.''

Alhaji shouted so I stopped. He walked gently towards the car. Flow and I looked at Alhaji.

''You are taking your PA with you''

Flow fainted while I ran mad. Uduak of all people I shouted as I drove blindly towards to the house. After horning with nobody answering, Flow still laid fainting while I ran and opened the door.

I met Haruna on top of Uduak, he was dashing Uduak punches while Uduak was busy wailing. I did not try seperating them. I just opened the gate and drove in, praying Haruna kills Uduak before morning.



To be continued by Uduak!!!

wayo foxy

the Rock ......plssssss

Attai you funny o!

N455k for flexing, na land you buy for pesin head o. . .


This wan make Haruna dey punch Uduak so, hope say no be the "dog meat" cause the fight.

Anyhow sha, only time will tell. . .

I don laf and mess tire, no strenght to even type sef.

Make i go treat my lafta, i would be back

The rock5555: I don laf and mess tire, no strenght to even type sef.

Make i go treat my lafta, i would be back

abi na haruna punches cos am beta come tell us why ur face don swell like dis o

The rock5555: I don laf and mess tire, no strenght to even type sef.

Make i go treat my lafta, i would be back

Owk,me i go wait.

Awof dy run belle, foxy flow u 2 much jor

I don laf diff kind of laugh finish so tey people tink sey I dey mad wen I tel dem sey na foxy cause am ooo still laffing....thumbs up man

Patiently watin 4d Rock 2release da bomb.

*using clothe and warm water to clean uduak's swollen face*..kpele uduak..sha come update*winks*

Jesus...

See comments o.. Where the Rock na.. Me dey wait make u com update.

Make I tell una one story..




Yesterday, as I dey update eh, my friend con come house. The guy carry enough igbo come na so I follow this guy o. Bought Don Simon while he rolled the weed. Instead of smoking the weed, I collected my share and began chewing it. I chewed and washed it down with the wine.

I became fuckin' high but controlled myself till I got home. It was in the house the earth turned upside down. Time became slow as everything turned to slow motion. I struggled o and did not freak our like the last time. Wow...

As I dey type this thing self, I dey comfirm hangover walai...

I am inviting officially to come and read about me and my children in the famili section.

Yes o! Uduak, na you we dey wait.

Foxy_Flow: I became fuckin' high but controlled myself till I got home. It was in the house the earth turned upside down. Time became slow as everything turned to slow motion. I struggled o and did not freak our like the last time.

Hmmmm!! The last time you f.ucked your sallah ram. So what did you f.ucked this time?! Your Goat! ##

Foxy_Flow: I am inviting officially to come and read about me and my children in the famili section.

Drop the link and we go storm there like Rain.

Make una wait small, make i update my thread and come back.

Api sunday o

Foxy no go kill person with laugh,walahi

Come update na.

chai..nw am outta gwhost mode..i wnt 4gv dis people dat md me laugh sotey i cm da vomit d fud i da eat 4 wia my gf dae..chai.flow,n d rest.una c waitn una cuz.

oooooooooooooooooooooo! we dis Uduak man na? abi him don pursue dog go ni? Abeg come update o!
*Chillin with fried Dog meat and Yoghurt as I wait patiently for Uduak*

This ur update na die.....u don crack 2 of ma ribs

ooooooho!!!! where them dis men na... to laff dey hungry me

As una no wAn update mak I go dey read [b]PREACHRR SON[/b]jawee