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Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by born2boink(m): 6:41am On Aug 10, 2013 |
mobuch:na before before but na in my private resident. Make u no kill urself. I go invite u someday |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by laplace19(m): 6:49am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Ogui eke: my gf came on a very good weekend since then my old landlord just dey peep for my window every now and then. "o boy hw una dey, na ur sister be that"? no, na ur wife sister.. LANDLORD DEY PEEP? Na for ajegunle you dey live? |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by kunlesehan(m): 6:50am On Aug 10, 2013 |
mu2sa2: On the annoying things Nigerians do there's national unity. ironically and strangely true ... hmmmm |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by xerxes456(m): 7:25am On Aug 10, 2013 |
as a guy,u enter hospital ask the receptionist say u wan register, n she be like "for wot". na for jamb or antinatal... mu... |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by NurseJP(m): 7:29am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Clemzy16: "somebody wants to buy akara of #20 will first test that of #50" |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Afromalaika(m): 7:53am On Aug 10, 2013 |
[quote author=Valiantvaliant] Shop owners will never tell you they don't have a particular commodity you are looking for, but instead they will say it has finished and you should come back the next day- as if thats the only shop in the market. No, shop owners wld rather tell u it is dir second shop. Virtually all of dem have a second shop instead of tellin u outrigthly dey don't have a product, dey'll still lyk 2 exploit u tru 'd second shop syndrom'. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 7:55am On Aug 10, 2013 |
alexarelano: I hate it when #9ja pples turn chattin 2 anoda thing, imagine, u wanna shorten ''all'' u typed ''awl'' u wan type ''jare'' u typed ''jawe'' u wan type ''sorry'', u typed ''sowi'' U wan pple knw say u no sabi pronounce letter ''R''. 9ja pples wit firstclass stupidity. mtchew! how did nigerians cum abt that nonsense sef? |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Samoo01: 8:21am On Aug 10, 2013 |
zeelo2014: u're in traffic waiting for the light to turn green,then the second its green,everyone starts blaring their horn like crazy,y not fly? Government should charge motorists for blowing of horn sef. Or sometimes when you're in heavy traffic and the driver behind you could see clearly that your front is clogged up but still continue to blare his horns. These things make me just want to leave my car on the road, lock it and walk away. Those behaviours border on insanity. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 8:33am On Aug 10, 2013 |
laplace19: I enter toilet.oooooooooooo am eating... ! |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Buberwa(m): 8:35am On Aug 10, 2013 |
kurruptboss: I was sleeping I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ an hot afternoon ♍ɣ paddy came I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ and wakes' M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ up and ask Guy U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sleep? (ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hearse death) Dude, where did you learn that creepy writing style? |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Samoo01: 9:02am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Buberwa: You haven't seen anything, try being on BlackBerry for a week. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by seangy4konji: 9:04am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Naija girl will come visit you,you drink beer,on the way home,you ask for alomo?she ask you why are you drinking alomo again ![]() |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by michaelokoi(m): 9:13am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Scarpon: u mess every body begin ask wetin dey smell?? u no no say na mess before? ?Na expired perfume dey smell ![]() |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by optimusprime2(m): 9:18am On Aug 10, 2013 |
toosweet: Imagine a lady asking you if you really love her when you re about to cum.ROTFL... ... ... ..... . . .. Asthma oooooo |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Emekayoung(m): 9:19am On Aug 10, 2013 |
mkpologwu: Op posts a topic on Nairaland, and an someone types 1st to comment as contribution!!!Very annoying. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by mrmiyagi2: 9:39am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Ogoni militant: 1. You bring a gal from a club, before you start to do something she will tell you let's pray. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 9:39am On Aug 10, 2013 |
hisxlency: Go to a yoruba woman shop and mistakenly under price a particular commodity, I bet u dat u will receive the highest insult of ur life ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by ezefrank87(m): 9:40am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Wen threads cum up,u open em 2 catch fun,nly 2 be abused by de likes of bluetooth n co all in a bid 2 tribalise sensitive issues!xo annoying. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by agitator: 9:46am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: Topic clearly states "Nigeria." Why do u always display your mumurity here? |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by ezefrank87(m): 9:46am On Aug 10, 2013 |
![]() Xo annoying wen u re judged just cos of ur tribe,buh mi wil be lik,devil punish satan on top una head 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 9:50am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Samoo01: ![]() ![]() |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Emmyk(m): 9:52am On Aug 10, 2013 |
sambroose: You ask your neighbor abeg you get MTN free browsing cheat and he started looking at you in an unholy way..........like say him sef no dey find amlmao |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Freiburger(m): 9:55am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Acting like a biatch by running their mouth behind you when they cant even look at your face when you 're around. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 10:05am On Aug 10, 2013 |
tatiana009:that sh1t annoys me too,like wtf,are you clapping for the pilot or what,like whats the meaning of the clapping instead of preparing to get down :/ 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 10:13am On Aug 10, 2013 |
SIR KOL!:my friend does that crap a lot. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 11:21am On Aug 10, 2013 |
SOME Nigerian men will propose marriage and express their deep love for you After meeting you 5 minutes just because they like your English or American accent (FACT!) Some Nigerian girls also try and befriend you because your foreign, OR try and argue or fight you...not rememberin that you may Speak different BUT have the physicality and mentality to DEAL with them ! Nigerian girls will dress in traditional, behave like good girls in the presence of elders, THEN at weekend drink beer like fish and dance 'SAWA SAWA SAWALE' the night before Church in the morning. 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by sochijioke(m): 11:21am On Aug 10, 2013 |
Someone u gives a lift of ride with an fully air conditioned, that person will just pollute your car. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Luizkid(m): 12:07pm On Aug 10, 2013 |
You buy an item of #100 using #1000 note and d seller gets annoyed......(and i'll be lyk, shuuuu!!! na crime 2 get big Money ![]() |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by CaroTone(f): 12:17pm On Aug 10, 2013 |
In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia . Why don't you try again when washing ur Car. neighbour: hey are u washing it? No, i m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus. or when u lose something and u say "oh my God I lost my..." and people ask "where?" and u are like "if i knew where i did lost it, it wouldn't be lost"... When you're crying and a friend asks "Are you okay?" Oh yeah, I'm fine I just drank too much water so I'm starting to leak. 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by freetowns: 12:24pm On Aug 10, 2013 |
Its raining and u are trying to go out and ur neighbour ask "u dey comot for this rain?" am like "no am waiting for d next one" |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by overboard(m): 1:18pm On Aug 10, 2013 |
I just have to way this & I'm not trying to hurt anyone's morale: We need to learn eating habits like closing our mouth when chewing in order to avoid that 'kposhun kposhun' sound. It's annoying really. This sets us apart from animals... Also when brushing, do you want to cough out your pharynx? Haba! You finish having sachet water or so and the next thing is you toss it anywhere with glee! Anytime I have Gala or the like, I hold onto it (sometimes putting the packet in my pocket or bag) and then dispose of at the nearest bin. Why would you pack out the contents of a gutter and then leave it next there? In a few hours or days, the same waste returns to base by rain, wind or simply hurled back. You have spent millions building a 'beauriful' edifice only for it to be classlessly defaced with semi-skilled brains breaking crossing AC cables in an unruly fashion; broken walls for such mended and it's obvious additional room was made there; painters aimlessly repaint window and door panes, power sockets... just because they won't skillfully cover such with paper and tape... Haa, I tire. |
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