Hi folks,

I just travelled out of the country for a meeting and recieved a call that some friends of mine are arriving at my house to spend the Worker's day celebrations.


Pls i may not come back in time so i need your help in acommodating my friends for just 2 days.

They are of good behaviour and wont cause you any problem.

They will be arriving in 2 mecerdes cars; green and White

I have attached a pix so that u can identify them.


Thanks. When i come back, i'll come see you


Ituen

Guy, i would have love to help you but my house can not occupy them and no enough food to feed them.

Na wa oh. Just help me.

Even though na one Motor

They look confortable in the mercedes,so they can sleep there and they even came with food

chai

nigerians bad oh

greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt ituen

I have got a very big farm yard for them to manage. U can bring one truck!

Ituen

You dey issue out visa lottery to people?

If not tell them to wait till I replace CBN governor

Na wa oh


I ask for help, some people dey think say i dey smuggle people in\

Others wan give my visitors farm.

I tire oh

Nice one

tnks

ituen u tel me say u wan travel out but i no come sabi say na like dis u dey plan am

@ Ituen

Change your location to Sahara Desert.Cos, I see they were not that far from your house and one of 'em was even calling you. Shey?

i wont be surprised if ur the one trying to join the bus with that small load

@iteun

if dey wnt mind parades, and r all of recuitment age, i'l hav dem!!

tel em 2 report 2 my barracks!!!

will you shatap!

he too dey form army constable

Guy, where you get all this from, Gimme one truck for work or loan them to me i get enough work to be doing in otta OBJ farm

@ clems
emi??

@iteun
pls!!!
loan me dis bois
i nid dem 4 sucide bombin
i go return dem wen dem don finish work 4 me
kil all doz infidels
saucekid. . .
clems. . .
iteun and co. . .

death 2 the infidels!!!!!

MAN NO DIE

MAN NO ROTTEN!!!

Did you say u were traveling wit dem or coming wit de pls clear me on dat.

@bastin
otondo block head na him u b. . . .

@cele thug
27 and half of una no fit 2 nak me dwn!!!
signed
"GUNPOINT"

@ ituen guy u know say me i go tell u the truth O.Y.O lo wa you are On You Own pele

this pointgun too dey form army constable

Carry them go Otta farm, Baba needs a lot of scare crow

gunny,
i support u on that
those men are good suscide bombing materials

beside which, when do i come for special enrolment in ur field
i need 2 work frm within ^{hamer them beta}

i have rented eagle square for ur guests. they can come over to abuja immediately

gunpoint

@N5000 per head, u can have them

Who is in charge of arresting human traffickers?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

this thread is killing me

lmao @ scarecrow

@Toyin

who is scarecrow?

@Oge
Na naija we dey. so notin dey happen