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It Could Happen…: by ituen(m): 5:45am On Jun 03, 2008 |
A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal, in a convertible sports car, for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver’s license. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse, in vain. Finally she asks, “What does it look like?” The blonde police officer tells her, “It’s that thing with your picture on it.” The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop. After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, “If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing.” |
Re: It Could Happen…: by TOYOSI20(f): 8:05am On Jun 03, 2008 |
lol, . , . . . . . . . . . . .I've been sayin it these blonde's r as dumb as a box of rocks. . . . . . . . Kai |
Re: It Could Happen…: by ituen(m): 9:11am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Jeovy(m): 9:31am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Good One Ituen,u name sound like that of my sis |
Re: It Could Happen…: by ituen(m): 10:16am On Jun 03, 2008 |
wetin be ur sister name? |
Re: It Could Happen…: by aristole(m): 10:35am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Wetin be your own name? |
Re: It Could Happen…: by ituen(m): 9:32pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
Aristole, wetin happen? i never see you for long n u no dey hail me again. Na so we don quarrel reach? |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Jeovy(m): 10:23am On Jun 05, 2008 |
ituen: I no trust you enough to tell u my sis name |
Re: It Could Happen…: by iwajay(m): 4:56pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
y do i have dis feeling hat his sister's name is ITUEN. |
Re: It Could Happen…: by ituen(m): 8:37pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
wat a wierd feelin |
Re: It Could Happen…: by oge4real(f): 12:11am On Jun 07, 2008 |
Blondes and blunders!na wao. |
Re: It Could Happen…: by princesa(f): 12:06pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
blondes are beautiful, why do people call them dumb |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Nobody: 12:32pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
princesa: you mean, why do ppl call them dumb or why are they dumb? |
Re: It Could Happen…: by princesa(f): 12:47pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
no why do people call them dumb, they are beautiful and intelligent could even be ur wife |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
i am going to ask you once, are you blonde? and how far has your passion for arts taken you too, atleast we share that |
Re: It Could Happen…: by princesa(f): 11:57am On Jun 09, 2008 |
:p |
Re: It Could Happen…: by clemcykul(f): 5:03pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
lol |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
Oh, let me think, |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
undecided, dumb? well since you decided to post an undecided emoticon, I am very sorry i will have to jump 2 conclusion you must b blonde |
Re: It Could Happen…: by lexicon(m): 7:35pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
Nice one, |
Re: It Could Happen…: by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Jun 11, 2008 |
all hail web the blonde |
Re: It Could Happen…: by princesa(f): 3:15pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
wbedaisy dnt u knw that ur girlfreind my freind is blonde why call me @clem web's boo is the blonde not him |
Re: It Could Happen…: by clemcykul(f): 3:41pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
in matrimony man and wife becomes one so therefore web is also a blond, for the two have come together and clinged as one |
Re: It Could Happen…: by princesa(f): 3:43pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
now thats true |
Re: It Could Happen…: by aristole(m): 3:59pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
@ Ituen My dear.My job schedule is becoming very tit ds days. |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
aristole: well, you can simply tell him that on the phone. can't u? princesa:sweety, don't forget that you are free to use the spell check button at anytime, it's totally free and for you clem, look before u leap, it could cost you an arm and a leg |
Re: It Could Happen…: by princesa(f): 2:46pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
yes honey, i wnt forget next time but stop getting irated because i told the world that ur girlfriend my friend is a blonde touchy they are human too |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
i have no problem with blondes, as long as they can cook without using google sweep with brooms and wash without washing machine |
Re: It Could Happen…: by princesa(f): 3:28pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
thats ur girl |
Re: It Could Happen…: by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
meaning what? you want to replace her? |
Re: It Could Happen…: by nightnurse(f): 5:29pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: It Could Happen…: by ituen(m): 8:10pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
tnks wifey |
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