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Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by bingbagbo(m): 9:10am On Aug 12, 2013
1.Apply super glue to her eyes and lips
2.lash her with koboko
3. push an entire bedsheet into the baby,s mouth
4.Give the baby sleeping tablet
5.use office pins to poke her repeatedly
6.bring wild dogs to scare the baby 7.throw the baby into the dustbin
8.play very loud music
9.slap the baby
10.wear masquerade to scare the baby
11. join the cry

NB: dont try this if the baby is your own baby.

disclaimer: the op disociates himself from the above post, it was actually put together by D
Bunmioguns
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by bunmioguns(m): 11:22am On Aug 12, 2013
**brings out his nozzle and urinates all over the thread,inserts it back and swags out of thread**
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by Yeske2(m): 5:06pm On Aug 12, 2013
**Grabbed him by the collar and asked, where did you think you're going to **
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by larride(m): 10:46am On Aug 13, 2013
Walahi gbagbo, u don craze finish.
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:53am On Aug 13, 2013
Pour acid into the baby's mouth grin
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by ngaz(f): 2:16pm On Aug 13, 2013
How is this funny?
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by Nobody: 5:50pm On Aug 13, 2013
#yawns!!!
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by Hernadez99: 6:51pm On Aug 13, 2013
Gbago!!!!!!!
You need some slaps and some army style Kicks!! angry
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by Nobody: 9:14pm On Aug 13, 2013
Sorie Mr Bin...
Have u visited ya doctor 2day?
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by engrfcuksmtin(m): 1:51pm On Aug 14, 2013
When will Bin stop smoking pawpaw leaves? grin grin
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by bright007(f): 2:02pm On Aug 14, 2013
where is d joke?
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by bingbagbo(m): 10:44pm On Jan 03, 2016
bright007:
where is d joke?

Look for it
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by Brainykid8: 10:08am On Jan 04, 2016
Bin, please wen will u stop smoking Oshodi weed with skodi and burukutu
Re: Funny But Sure Ways Of Stopping A Crying Baby...drop Yours by bingbagbo(m): 4:37pm On Jan 04, 2016
Brainykid8:
Bin, please wen will u stop smoking Oshodi weed with skodi and burukutu

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