Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?"
the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and
you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to
go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you,
how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating
on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom,and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding
there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran
as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack
and died." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

hey this is so funny. nice job.

if i were the first man, i will make him die a second death right there

read it b4 bt still cool

spenchuks:

if i were the first man, i will make him die a second death right there

I feel u bros

Nice

oldie,

but still cool, just a shorter variation though